Extraterrestrial Sex Bombs - Alternative View

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Extraterrestrial Sex Bombs - Alternative View
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Aelita, Gianeya … Fans of science fiction, these names will immediately remind the novels in which extraterrestrial beauties captivated the hearts of men on our planet. Now such "extraterrestrial love" will seem incredible to many - gray, big-headed dwarfs-humanoids do not shine with beauty … However, in the archives of ufologists you still come across descriptions of contacts with aliens, from which it becomes clear that there are still beauties in space and sometimes they fly to Earth …

Desperate Brazilian Sex Contact

It is possible that an ordinary 23-year-old Brazilian farmer, Antonio Villas-Bois, was one of the first to know the love of an extraterrestrial "sex bomb". It was already getting dark when on October 14, 1957, he was plowing his field on a tractor and noticed an unusual luminous object hovering over the northern edge of his plot. When the tractor approached, the object moved away from it at high speed. Apparently, the aliens on that day were just conducting reconnaissance, but on the night of the next day they began very decisive actions.

This time, right in front of the farmer's tractor, an egg-shaped spaceship with a rotating dome at the top, which changed its color from red to almost green, landed on metal supports. Antonio's tractor suddenly stalled, and the farmer jumped out of it, intending to flee from such unusual guests. But it was not so: three humanoids of small stature, dressed in gray overalls and helmets, which, in addition to small eyes, completely hid their faces, grabbed the fugitive and dragged him to their ship.

Despite resistance, Antonio was forcibly stripped, then he was washed with some thick transparent liquid, and according to some sources, even smoked with smoke … After such a thorough disinfection, he was subjected to a medical examination. Apparently, the health of the Brazilian turned out to be quite satisfactory in order to proceed to the main task for which the abduction took place.

Suddenly, a completely naked extraterrestrial beauty appeared in front of Antonio. The farmer, who was absolutely sure that he was washed to engage in cannibalism, was pleasantly surprised, especially since the woman had a beautiful body, pale skin and charming blue slanting eyes. Of all the extraterrestrial exoticism, only bright red hair under the armpits and in the lower part of the body could be noted.

The alien did not waste time trying to explain something, her hands began to stroke, caress the temperamental Brazilian, and he immediately understood what they wanted from him … He enthusiastically responded to her caresses and made love to her. According to the farmer, everything would be fine, but during sex the beauty grunt like a pig, then growled like a dog … Of course, such a soundtrack spoiled the impression of such a romantic adventure a little.

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When the passions subsided, the space sex bomb with satisfaction patted herself on the stomach and pointed to the sky: it was then that Antonio realized that he had played the role of a simple stud stallion … They returned his clothes and took him around the ship. During the excursion, the Brazilian wanted to steal an object as a keepsake, but watchful guards prevented him from doing so.

Those who were jealous of Antonio would not hurt to learn that after this fleeting space "romance" the Brazilian had strange non-healing wounds on his body, he felt sick, had a headache, and ached joints. The symptoms of his illness closely resembled the effects of radiation exposure. Apparently, the sex bomb was also atomic … Antonio Villas-Bois died at the end of the twentieth century, claiming until his death that everything he told is pure truth.

Curvy blonde - starship commander

A much more romantic story was told by the famous ufologist Paul Stonehill. It happened in the 70s with a one-armed Swiss farmer, Eduard Meyer. Spaceships from the constellation of the Pleiades have landed near his farm. After contact with the aliens, Meyer decided to tell the public about him. In order not to be unfounded, he even showed parts of the devices allegedly left by guests from space, photographs of their ships and even the aliens themselves.

With special fondness, the farmer recalled the sensual, charming, magnificent blonde Semyaz, the commander of the ship. Her photograph actually grabbed attention. A woman who looked 25-30 years old was unusually pretty and could outshine many earthly beauties. The most interesting thing is that, according to the farmer, Semyaze was 300 years old. The beautiful alien did not try to seduce Meyer, but took a walk with him in her spaceship.

However, romantic stories are clearly not in vogue in modern society. Experts ridiculed the farmer, directly claiming that he invented the whole story, and all his physical evidence was considered fakes. But there were people who thought to more carefully check the statement of the farmer. Retired US Air Force Colonel Wendell Stevenson and private detectives the Elder brothers decided to conduct their own investigation. They were later joined by journalist Barry Kinder.

The photographs were sent for examination. Experts came to the conclusion that the photographs are genuine, because the one-armed farmer with primary school education hardly had the opportunity to somehow fabricate such a thing. What shocked Kinder the most was the analysis of the metal sample Meyer provided. The famous chemist Marcel Vogel firmly stated that such an alloy could not be created on Earth. It seemed that one could celebrate the victory. Contact with aliens is finally proven, but a mysterious specimen is unexpectedly stolen from Vogel …

Over time, some problems appeared in this case: the sample disappeared, the photographs were worn out and spoiled. Many now believe that this story is a cleverly fabricated fake. Well, ufologists, apparently, prefer green or gray men, alas, the beautiful Semyaza does not fit into the typical image of a space alien. However, together with the Swiss farmer, I would like to believe that somewhere in the cosmos, a charming blonde from the Pleiades is leading her starship. Maybe on her 400th anniversary she will visit Earth again?

New Year's gift

An equally fabulous story happened in Russia, already in the 90s. Once on New Year's Eve, as the newspaper "Pravda Severa" once reported, an alien looked into one of the houses of Arkhangelsk …

The owner, Ivan Fedorovich, was at home alone at that time. His wife went to work, and he decided to go fetch firewood in order to light the stove and at the same time bring a New Year tree from the barn, it was time to dress up the green beauty. Before starting to manage, the man decided to smoke in the kitchen. At that moment, a beautiful blonde woman in silver clothes appeared in the apartment, as if out of thin air. Stunned, Ivan Fyodorovich looked at her, and she smiled dazzlingly, and her eyes glowed tenderly. Suddenly the woman held out her hands to him, he went to her call, fascinated, and they hugged …

Alas, Ivan did not remember anything else, but the consequences of the visit of the extraterrestrial beauty were the most unexpected. A participant in the liquidation of the Chernobyl accident, a man in recent years has been consistently suffering from insomnia, and here he slept for 12 hours in a row! When he woke up, it turned out that he had brought firewood and decorated the Christmas tree …

Ivan Fyodorovich honestly told his wife about the visit of the beautiful alien, but, as the newspaper wrote, she was not offended at her, because her Ivan again became a real man, all the consequences of radiation in the intimate sphere disappeared, and their sex life again became full.

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So, don't be sad, romance! Beautiful Aelits do exist. Maybe someday marriages between representatives of different stellar worlds will become the norm. In the meantime, take a look around. According to some aliens, earthly women are still the most beautiful in the entire universe.