We all read the classics and remember how we once moved across the country, extorting and begging, fake grandchildren of Karl Marx, non-existent nephews of Friedrich Engels, brothers Lunacharsky, cousins Clara Zetkin, descendants of the famous anarchist Prince Kropotkin and other "Children" of Lieutenant Schmidt …
Over time, some heroes were replaced by others, and the Kropotkinites and Engelsians were replaced by the Stalinists and Gorbachevites, as well as the "children", "grandchildren" and "great-grandchildren" of other characters in Russian and world history. But every time the kids were picked up by some small, greedy, obstinate and uncouth …
On June 30 (17), 1908, a phenomenon known to everyone as the Tunguska meteorite occurred in Siberia. A certain object flew across the sky and exploded with such force that you can still find traces of fallen trees in the Tunguska taiga. Someone says that it was a meteorite, someone is sure that there was a gas explosion, there is also a version that it was the fall of an alien ship.
Therefore, it is not surprising that after a while people appeared who called themselves the surviving pilots from that very ship. Or their descendants. With a high degree of probability, they were all impostors.
The last Russian "relative" of alien starship pilots was announced in 1990. One very strange Evenk named Nikolayev claimed that he was the son of the first pilot of the spaceship Others. Strange because at that time most of the space programs were curtailed and the names of completely different heroes were heard.
The then clients of Kashchenko and other "houses of sorrow" usually passed themselves off as the Gorbachev couple - together or separately, for Boris Yeltsin, Margaret Thatcher, John Major, General Noriega, or, at worst, for Nelson Mandela.
"Nikolaev-sy" showed the crazed Khabarovsk correspondent a twisted piece of corrugated metal, claiming that it was a fragment of the inner lining of the "father's ship". The corrugated fragment painfully resembled the chain mail used for plating the Tupolev DB bombers and its civilian versions, produced in the northern version.
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Meanwhile, "Nikolayev-father", that is, the " first pilot " of the ship, was, as it were, on the run, changing his citizenship and surname. Now his name was D. Schumann and he was one hundred percent American. It turns out that the Siberian climate did not suit him categorically, so he was forced to move to the United States through an individual space warp.
Shuman-Nikolaev traveled all over America with lectures about his homeland - distant Centaurus. These lectures, presumably, enjoyed great success. The former astronaut earned decently, but he completely forgot about taxes. This ruined him. The tax services put him in jail, and during the investigation it turned out that the first pilot was born five years after the Tunguska explosion.
"Co-pilot " - in the world of a Frenchman named Alan Rocard! - the gullible inhabitants of Spain and Italy, who filled the halls during his public lectures on the terrible space catastrophe, after which he remained the only surviving member of the ship's crew, fed and watered. Having survived in Siberia, the Frenchman did not save himself in Algeria, where he went with another cycle of lectures on Outlandish and died during the frequent street riots there in 1956.
The " third pilot ", Brazilian Zenzu, Indian of the Tupi-Guarani tribe, insisted that the spacecraft did not come from Centauri, but from the planet Troac, located in the 42nd dimension. Along with stunning details about the Earth, which, as it turned out, passes from the fifth to the sixth dimension, he also reported on the arrangement of the secret engines of the mother ship.
Piloting was carried out using 11 special tubes, which consisted of crystals. They were all faceted and each had 64 corners. It was they who helped control the curved stream of microwave light particles, straightening them and turning them into a super-powerful laser …
"The Fourth Pilot " is the only representative of the fair sex among the entire crew of the immortal intergalactic expedition. She did not show herself in anything remarkable, probably because she was born a few decades after the disaster and did not evoke much trust and sympathy from the public.
So the list of the Tunguska crew has long been known ?! It is only embarrassing that the small crew never knew about each other and each time they name a completely different scenario of the explosion, the purpose of the landing, the starting point and even the end point of their expedition, and everything else - with the same degree of reliability …
