As I already said, it is always hard for Chronolozhians. Only they will find some kind of inconsistency in the official history, how hardworking employees of the archives proudly present the happily found, new-found, God's help preserved additional materials on a controversial topic and brilliantly prove that the right is on their side.
Where were all these clarifications and proofs before? Where? Where they should have been - in the archives. Or in university libraries. It's just that, once in ancient times, one of the keepers confused the cards, so we considered these documents to be lost. But now the truth has triumphed! Learn the materiel of the assholes! Now with new data!
Yesterday I posted an engraving depicting the Moscow Kremlin from a crazy angle and with an insane environment. Everything was so strange there that I even started asking search engines if this was a reprint from a humorous magazine. The search engines were happy to help and dumped everything they knew. I was a little taken aback. Not right away. By the second hour of search, similar and other similar views of the Kremlin.
A very strange situation. Exactly (approximately) a year ago, I wrote a note about the Moscow Kremlin and I needed pictures. I made the same requests, in the same places, but that deafening variety, I swear, was not there. Naturally, I'm talking about historical photographs, prints and paintings.
This struck me as a little odd. I don’t remember the mass digitization of Russian archives this year. But it's not just the number and variety of plans. A wave of images appeared - the happiness of the chronologer. Where the Kremlin is not at all in the canonical version, but this and that and vraskoryaku. In practice, any of the craziest alternative theories can be illustrated. A couple of years ago, all Chronolozhians would have jumped for joy and celebrated a clear victory.
Just a lovely sight. All living logs of chronodlogs, you can dig. And there will still be.
It would be possible to write off everything on cunning traders of antiquity, who made various pictures in the name of a long ruble, but this version is rather weak. Antique dealers would do the terrain views in a strictly canonical form and an official timeline. Why would they have a crescent moon at the top of the tower? How to explain it to a buyer who is not insane and still remembers school history?
I don’t know how to explain the emergence of all these “non-canonical” views of the Kremlin, but together with the publication of Fomenko and Nosovsky in the west by the Axel Springer office, every day I have a stronger idea that soon some alternative theory will be taken into circulation and will be extracted from it their benefits are not at all infantile graphomaniac bloggers. Taking into account the fact that any revision of history can be taken into service only for the repartition of the world, there is nothing to rejoice at.
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But, let's grieve as information comes in. For example, at a moment of general mobilization. Now, let's have fun and wonder.
All of us, of course, get tired of looking, so we will limit ourselves to two views of the Kremlin from the water and one Red Square. Here are more or less standard views of the modern Kremlin, which we will focus on. And from which, we will start either down the official historical scale or up.
There should be an 1870 area.
In the picture above, the Kremlin from the side of the river. In the center is the Vodovoznaya Tower behind it, inside the Grand Kremlin Palace. It was completed in 1849, so if it stands, then all the photos are later. If you follow the official version, of course.
In general, the view to which we are accustomed is believed to have arisen after 1812, when the Kremlin blown up by Napoleon was restored, and at the same time cleared and modified. There is a chronological version that, in general, it was then built from scratch. The fact is that the capital of the Empire could not be next to a river, which is more like a stream, when the countries were only engaged in controlling water flows. And what is the use of controlling the flow if no one is floating on it? Therefore, some believe that the capital of ancient Muscovy (Tartary, Scythia, whatever) was more likely in the Kolomna region. There, the Kremlin is wider and the walls are thicker, and, most importantly, several waterways converge, and not a half-dead shit. But this, too, is a debatable question. This capital might not exist at all.
If someone has been to Moscow and wants to disagree with me, because he saw with his heads a wide, deep, navigable river, then this is in vain. It was only Stalin who made it like that, building the White Sea Canal and launching the waters of, as they say, five seas into it. A natural product, here it is, dries with the king.
If you stand with your muzzle to the hole, then above, after the Alexander Garden, you will see the Pashkov House.
View from the side of the Beklemishevskaya Tower.
The name of this tower is impossible to pronounce, so everyone calls it Moskvoretskaya. This most disgusting tower, it all the time mimics the Vodovoznaya tower, which you also see in the distance here, is confusing and is constantly being rebuilt and repaired. A distinctive feature is skinny. If you go past it from the river along the Kremlin wall, then after 100-200 meters you will see Vasily the Blessed, and right behind him is Red Square.
By the way, here she is.
Red Square.
You all know her from childhood on the chimes of the Spasskaya Tower. There is also the Cathedral of St. Basil the Blessed and the monument to Minin and Pozharsky (1818), which in all the drawings and photographs jumps across the square like a flea. Nowadays it stands next to the cathedral.
Behind the monument there is also round crap, which historians call the Execution Ground. They tell nonsense how executions took place there and Ivan the Terrible personally ate babies. This is certainly not the case. And the king had something else to bite and the hole is no place of execution. Damn, also the name, what an obscene choice!
Well, in general, everything. They drove. Let's start with a simple one.
Here is our first view, here is our Water Carrier, here is the Great Palace. I want to warn you right away that, in my opinion, few of the artists who painted saw the Kremlin, not just of that time, but even of the present - such are fantasies. In them, the buildings change color, dimension and position in a completely random order. You can, of course, count it, but it seems to me that the number of windows at the Great Palace has not yet coincided in any picture, not only with each other, but also with a natural object, and according to legend, it stands up as it stands.
Here they decided that the fence would be white. Well, okay. For some reason they also hung a white flag. We give up, or what? The fact that people are walking in the medieval center is also okay. Let him walk.
And now jump and we are on the other side. As I said, the vile Moskvoretskaya tower pretended to have disappeared. But the river is depicted as it should, without embellishment. The Spasskaya Tower and Red Square can be seen behind the semi-fortress.
A square, some kind of medieval, unpaved, Spasskaya Tower stands on the edge of a cliff.
Now rrrazzz …
And here we, in general, have a vegetable garden, general store and barbecue. It is clear that historians' "cultural layer" can grow even kilometers upwards, if they believe that the tsars kept their residences in this form. It is possible to impose such a king on his head, he will not always notice. I will not talk about small discrepancies, as well as about scales, sizes, ratios - you see everything yourself, and if you want, then measure it with a caliper.
And now the camera zooms out and we see something. That is to say full frontal, if you know what I mean.
On the left in the corner is Vodovoz, on the right is Moskvoretskaya. Instead of a garden, residential settlements, instead of the Grand Palace, something unimaginable. There is no embankment. But he is alive, it looks like a moat in front of the Kremlin on Red Square. There is a branch of the river. Like. Vasily is not very visible. Worried.
Things are really bad here, in front of the Kremlin there is a dump, sheds and earth embankments. No no! No cataclysms, what are you? So, the Egyptians with sand accidentally drove - overturned. Well, or, like historians, probably, we … l, someone. On the other side of the Kremlin there is no life at all, the land is a boat and two idiots. But Vodovoz got an additional wall behind.
And after such a barn, razzzz….
And we have a wonderful picture. Clean, licked, everything is smooth and polished. There is an embankment. The turrets are one to one. Inside there is an ancient Greek-Roman cathedral. It's expensive to look at.
One question. And when was the Kremlin Muslim in our official history? You clearly see all the personal belongings of Islam? I can directly feel the muezzin climbing up the Moskvoretskaya Tower to scream from the window. And there are no crosses. Nowhere. Well, Mosque is, in all European terms, a mosque.
Now we are in Red Square. Don't be alarmed. The Ancient Greek on the left is normal. These are old shopping malls. I saw it myself in the pictures. The Spasskaya Tower is strange, but recognizable, but behind the Cathedral of Basil, for some reason, there is not a descent (Vasilievsky), but a plane with houses. The artist speculated again.
But, if it has arrived somewhere, then, of course, it has disappeared somewhere. Minin and Pozharsky lost, which of them left the post, I do not know, but the man is clearly standing alone on the pedestal.
Oh. Has completely disappeared.
ABOUT! Returned. They also raised an additional Grekorim from below. Well, what? Minin and Pozharsky are dressed like the ancient Romans, it is not suitable for them to hang out in the medieval Kremlin, let them live with their own.
Oh! Bridge. And what could be so? but oh well, they say it was possible to have such a bridge. Now, let's pay attention to the fact that we have built the Great Palace. And for some reason, on the left there are houses A and no Aleksandrovsky, no garden, no forest, not even a vegetable garden.
And some disturbing sensations from the picture. Don't you think that this is the same Muslim Moscow with muezzins, just a little overgrown and unkempt?
AAAA !!! Chur, me! Chur! The demonic artifact! Look, where the reptile is hiding! To the right of the water carrier, a small pimple in front of the second tower! There is a huge crescent on it! Yes, and at the cathedrals, the churches of our Russian dear ones - everything is not right. Either there is nothing, or not that !!!
And the Palace is standing! So this is after 1850. Mom dear.
We must put an end to this alternative Muslim reality. So you can move out of the coils !!!
ABOUT! Shit! Is our! Dear! How good it is, Lord! And the Palace, like, no. Fuh. Easy!
Before us is the ancient Kremlin, as it was known before Napoleon. Gullies, thickets, pygmy huts under the walls. They were brought, probably, so that they us … or more of a cultural layer, historians should have a trump card under the wall on their haunches in their sleeves.
In the center is the remainder of the water gate. Directly into the Kremlin, perhaps they swam? Didn't hear.
The water carrier with a turret that stands behind it is not connected by a wall, but is connected to someone whom we cannot see. Miracles, and nothing more. Around the squabs under the walls, there are also some kind of barriers in the style of the Kremlin Wall. Conceptually!
So. What's here? The extra walls were removed. Medieval port too. Srulniks were dispersed. Sadik dropped off. Well done! I praise. Only the Water Carrier, something is overgrown.
All is well, only something is missing … Ah! Got it! The city is not enough! Well, that's nonsense. Now historians will drive in a million serfs and quickly finish the construction. Delov something!
Okay. We played spillikins (an old Russian game!) And that's enough! So far, we only had Muslim Moscow in antiquity, Muslim Moscow in the 19th century, Russian Moscow with shit and earthen embankments to the end of the walls, and, on little things, another mess inside. Now, let's play like an adult!
Krex-fex-pex !!!
And we ran out of the river !!! Naturally, there are no holes in the wall for water. Or, for example, a medieval gate for ships! Why, if you are standing on the lake?
Also, there are no two-headed parrots or normal crosses. Plus, the walls are too much. God is with them. With everyone. Let's assume that there is a drought, the sun soars - the crustacean has dried up.
Farther! Krex-Fex-Pex !!!
And we ran out of the wall. This is the Moskvoretskaya Tower, behind Vasily, in the distance an ancient Greek merchant. There is an embankment, there is no wall. And Moskvoretsk, by the way, is of Islamic type!
The Church of Vasili Blacennoi.
Steel engraving
Date- 1845c.
Artist- AG Vickers.
Engraver- JH Kernot.
It's also funny that this is an engraving from a photograph.
Who broke the wall?
Let's go further!
Now, my darling. I couldn't figure it out. What position in three-dimensional space did the artist have to take in order for him to get such an arrangement of buildings? Why they look like this, I no longer ask. You never know who sees how. Without glasses.
Not only is Vasily inside the Kremlin, but he is also on the wrong side. Interestingly, that white elk in the distance, and at the same time, the Great Palace was carried away?
And tell me, in what city was this Moscow built?
The inhabitants, by the way, are kind of strange too.
Nice picture, lively and colorful and no urbanization. One Cathedral of Christ the Savior sticks out, which was built at the very end of the 19th century.
All this makes me think that something is wrong, we know the history of our capital.
By the way, do you think the Islamic version was a single, accidentally crooked author? Nope.
And to hell with him, when you see on the spiers not an eagle, not a cross, but another letter, about which, by the way, I wrote. I will not repeat, she accidentally ended up in russia-prussia-borussia, which is still on pause.
Figs with him that all this type should take place in the 19th century, since there is a Palace. In the end, there are options when Christ was hung on such a cross. But, so that the eagle is so rattled - this is the first time !!!
In general, never mind. After all, everything should be exactly as you are told. And everything that I showed here and, probably, thousands of more interesting things that I did not get to, is just the vision of the artists. They will, and they will see the station near the Kremlin.
But it seems to me that I crossed myself, thanks for being something like this.
They landed who survived. Something was dug up, something was rebuilt, but it is very likely that most of it was from scratch. There, by the way, the boat with the church is sailing - the savior!
And that was all, very recently. There, on the left, there is a steamer - to - to! Steam traction!
PS I deliberately did not put the names of artists and the dates that are written in their official documents under the paintings. I hope the reasons are clear.