Recently, it has become fashionable to believe in the "world empire of Tartarus", "Tartaria from ocean to ocean", "Tatar-Mongol yoke of Russian princes", "invincible hordes of ARIEV cake" or "the great kingdom of Hyperborean", well, and the like magic " world empires”that existed at a time when at least some signs of material and technical support and technical capabilities for the existence of something were completely absent.
Moreover, these words are used by various eccentric dreamers absolutely arbitrarily to denote or confirm their own fantasies and examples of this a lot, from the talk of the town of the "world Tartar empire" and ending with comic circus performances that are arranged by the grand master (?) Of the "hyperborean vibration stomp ":
Reality is always different from fiction, and the fact that the Hyperborean stompbox behaves somehow differently from what it teaches others:
Against a representative of someone other than his own school, is a fairly clear example of this. Yes, of course, this two-hundred-kilogram uncle was, oh, how difficult it is, you won't believe it, that imperceptible huge uncle considers himself to be a real ninja master of the Shin-ryu nin-po school:
And try to tell him that he is not a ninja, but a meeting of this self-made ninja with a real fighter of comparable size and weight characteristics would end as quickly and deplorably as for the opponent of Maegashira Kotoyuki:
In a real confrontation, even a person who considers himself a master of aikido, fighting with a century-long history soon, does not behave at all as aikido is supposed to do:
How can there be such clowns:
Promotional video:
I cited the above videos as an example not to show that something is wrong, but so that everyone can clearly see that it is not necessary that what you believe in yourself will work against others as well as against those who believe with you…
When demand arises, supply almost immediately arises, this is the law of the market, and the market for "historical artifacts and antique works of art" is second only to the market for weapons and drugs in terms of profitability. As soon as there is a demand and a real opportunity to get real currency for this, thousands of "real" cards from the most secret storehouses for any paid subject appear immediately, which quickly and profitably find their consumer, and the antiquity of the card will depend only on the amount with which he wants break up a potential victim of fraud. Moreover, the largest number of the most "ancient" cards is … no, not where they were produced since ancient times, but for example … in the USA, where the people are simpler, and they have more money, and they have more choice, there are cheap sites like this,there are sites for wealthier "consumers" …
They don't bother too much about the explanations for the hit of these rarities, and they depend solely on the intellectual abilities of the future victim. Well, for example, "my great-grandfather went to America from a remote village in Romania and took with him a map of the Roman Empire of Remezov, it says so directly." What? Didn't you draw such? Come on?! You just don't know him well!.. Well, in the same spirit; whoever is smarter will turn around and leave, well, and whomever is satisfied with the drum “from Stradevare”, that has cards in hand. Moreover, the very simple process of making the current, as I call them, "treasure maps" is no more complicated than printing the same counterfeit dollars, and the profit can be orders of magnitude higher, especially now, when office equipment has reached its current perfection, so we still have a lot of "Unexpected" "finds". Because now everything is much easier, earlier,even to create a fake one had to REALLY WORK. I'm not talking about really ingenious scams such as the Knossos labyrinth, the tomb of Tutankhamun or Troy, on the one hand, when any gentleman was believed on his word, it was easier to turn the scams, but on the other hand, then everything really had to be made, which is why the then fakes and scams are still alive and excite the minds of ordinary people, precisely because they were made by real craftsmen, and for more serious programs like Israel, whole services of world powers and influential underground organizations of intellectuals who considered themselves advanced worked in Palestine.when any gentleman was believed at his word, it was easier to turn scams, but on the other hand, then everything really had to be made, which is why the then fakes and scams are still alive and excite the minds of ordinary people and precisely because they were made by real masters, and for more Serious programs such as Israel in Palestine worked entire services of world powers and influential underground organizations who considered themselves advanced intellectuals.when any gentleman was believed at his word, it was easier to turn scams, but on the other hand, then everything really had to be made, which is why the then fakes and scams are still alive and excite the minds of ordinary people and precisely because they were made by real masters, and for more Serious programs such as Israel in Palestine worked entire services of world powers and influential underground organizations who considered themselves advanced intellectuals.and for more serious programs like Israel, entire services of world powers and influential underground organizations of intellectuals who considered themselves to be advanced worked in Palestine.and for more serious programs like Israel, entire services of world powers and influential underground organizations of intellectuals who considered themselves to be advanced worked in Palestine.
How these scams took place, it is perfectly shown in the classic film "Bluff" with Adriano Celentano and Anthony Quinn, I spent three days and with the help of the Internet and "some mother" made a video from which the game moments were removed so that the essence was not obscured by a great game Do not be lazy actors, review it again carefully, it will take no more than 20 minutes, here the scam is shown in detail:
In order not to offend the feelings of believers, I decided to write a completely neutral article, where in a nutshell I will try to explain all the simplicity in modern conditions of making any "ancient empire" from scratch. And we will manufacture “the medieval empire of Ritartai!
According to the technology, which took the most complete form on the territory of Great Britain at the end of the century before last, it is supposed to find, well, or come up with some word that will be slightly different from the real ones, and come up with such a ridiculous interpretation that no one would even guess, from which word it really came.
We will have this name of the RITARTI empire, not reserved by anyone, now, for sure, no one will be able to lay claim to our pioneering, and when the Ritartai empire is in trend, we will also rise on this wave. Well, if not, let's turn it into a fantasy project, like one of the great American writers Robert Irwin Howard, who began with independent research of the ancient Picts and in an attempt to "unfold" their history, ended with the immortal series "Conan the Cimmerian", the continuation of which healed its own life after the tragic death of the author.
The interpretation will be intricate to capture the imagination with an absurd combination of facts, for example: “In the name Ritartai, the ancient tribes who created this vast state embodied the name of the empire they conquered, the self-name of a powerful people and the name of their historical homeland”, and since all powerful empires of “antiquity” should it is imperative to defeat the “ancient Roman” empire, we will certainly use it, yes, and we must give some term to confirm the seriousness, the legion (a unit where the bulk of the fighters were infantry) is opposed, for example, to the equestrian units of the Rittai. Also obligatory is the presence of the ancient "conquerors of the universes" of the Aryans, pulled from, well, in general, the most widespread version was developed by Goebbels and Ahnenerbe, but about their real ugly homeland in Eranshahr,no one even remembers, so we will use the Anenerb version, while condemning and forgetting the creators of this trend. And of course, we need to come up with something for sponsors, we will, for example, assume that a network of travel agencies that send to Thailand has invested in us, we will use this moment. So, we continue the interpretation:
»The first part in the name of the Ritartai empire most likely indicates the Roman Empire, whose legions more than once crushed the horses of the Ritartai, the second part most likely indicates that the Ritartai trace their origin, sort of like, from the Aryans of the Tara river basin, where the Rittai, Perhaps they were part of a related alliance of the tribes of the famous Aryans, as evidenced by the rock painting, probably of the last millennium, and finally, the last part of the word Tai, very similarly, indicates the territory of Thailand, where, according to the assumption of our experts, most likely, it could to be the ancient homeland of the Rittays.
So, well, we coped with it, then, when our joint goes from hand to hand, there will be followers with a violent imagination who will dream up the rest, and we will learn about our "empire" such that we could not even dream of it, like the Korean ancestors Judaism, the main thing is a lot of vague interjections and misunderstandings, so that our possible future "co-authors" have a certain operational scope.
Tolkien's map.
The next move is a card, without a card it is impossible, and it will not matter much what the card will be initially, subsequently will not have. Look, for example, at a map drawn by no less brilliant writer and researcher than Howard, John Ronald Ruel Tolkien to illustrate The Silmarillion, and about the same, only more ugly, called the "Ptolemy's map" and created "almost two millennia ago ", The present historians are studying in all seriousness, not at all embarrassed, and now look at what it was turned into by grateful followers, this is not a card, but just some kind of holiday:
Nothing, nothing, we will be no worse … then … if we want …
In the meantime, let's take a so-so map of the world of 1851, and also in suspiciously good quality, well, God bless it, but on top of it something is incomprehensibly written and the numbers 1580 are clearly visible, the obvious Middle Ages, of course, the map shows complete indecency, which does not suit us at all.
World map of 1851.
But thanks to modern opportunities, we will correct this trouble, spending, as I already know from my own experience, nerves on violence against the Internet and roughly 1 (one) day to work to get this kind of beauty, get acquainted, this is a 1351 WORLD MAP that was edited in 1380, 1386 and 1388.
WORLD MAP 1351
Well, yes, you will have to prove with foam at the mouth that the "5" on the top of the card in the dates is "3" and that all decent drum lovers "from Stradevar" wrote this way, and dishonest ones wrote like that, don't understand how, well, if they don't believe it, then we will pay people with hands and they will clearly correct us "5" for "3" and we will "find" this new "ancient" card and waving it we will shout: "You've seen! I told you !!! Here is the confirmation !!!"
Almost everything, now we will come up with a small legend for the map, like: "… look, this ChiChiRy in Latin does not mean the USSR at all, but Pure Clear Chimperia Ritartai, we saw how it hangs over Europop, we pinched them, so we forced the name to change. What? Why on the American continent, too, ChiChiRy? So we captured everything there, no, not on ships, the Ritartays sailed on their magic horses to Hyperborea, rode for three days and sailed to America, drove the natives to the west, which began to be called the Merin, yes, in honor of the horses who fled from the retailers of the Western part of the Chi Chi Chi Ri empire. And there they saw under Merin in present-day Mexico what? Yeah, they saw, for sure, China! That's where they come from in America, and the pyramids, and in general the Chinese Empire, Mexico fought with the South American empire Pepe.ru, and that one with the Ibana empire in the place of what is now Brazil. Yes,And over there you saw right in the middle of the USSR, tfu, I apologize, Chi-Chi-Chi-Ry strip to Azov? No, they didn't spill tea, it was there that the Ural Mountains used to be located, their ancient ukry, when they dug the Black Sea, threw it, ask the ukrov, they will confirm, vooot … But yes, Asia is not, our comrades were not subject to us, they still lived there the ancestors of the ukrov ancient sisyantsy and the heroes of the retailers fought fiercely against the Sisia Orientalis Empire, that's where the roots of enmity between Ukrainians and Russians come from, no less … "you can even cry, the main thing is that God forbid any normal names on the map in large print shone, otherwise we will burn. Asia was not subject to us, comrades, the ancestors of the Ukrov ancient Sisyans still lived there, and the heroes of the Rittays fought fiercely with the Empire of Sisia Orientalis, and that's where the roots of the enmity between Ukrainians and Russians come from, no less … "you can even cry, the main thing is that God forbid any normal names on the map in large print did not shine, otherwise we will burn. Asia was not subject to us, comrades, the ancestors of the Ukrov ancient Sisyans still lived there, and the heroes of the Rittays fought fiercely with the Empire of Sisia Orientalis, and that's where the roots of the enmity between Ukrainians and Russians come from, no less … "you can even cry, the main thing is that God forbid any normal names on the map in large print did not shine, otherwise we will burn.
We can later, when we get used to being a mother, will refer to the Bible in the translation of the Moscow Patriarchate, and if someone is special in the Koran, maybe we'll find something there, there are more unfamiliar words. And it is better, of course, to read my favorite button accordion and pick it up there, if the Koran and the Bible are still read in our area, then the button accordion, except for such a brainwasher like me, certainly hardly anyone at least leafed through, well, I’ll find it worse for you. what to find, I will definitely find links, because with one head I can find there something for our empire Ritartai, only to the extent of their education, and people without education and unlimited imagination will find there that we will announce with them in twenty years the accordion is the sacred book of the Ritartai people, whose descendants we are, and we will brazenly demand that the Babists return our sacred book back, and we will be even more persistent than the Hasidim,demanding Tania, or maybe even before the heap we will declare Baha'is heretics and we will hate them, huh? Can we?!.. But who knows us in twenty years …
Well, the instruction is finished, of course, it is completely on the conscience of the author, it has no real prototypes, it is written absolutely abstractly, and you can also write something neutral. But, for me, the main positive result will be if in twenty years I do not see my map and descriptions in school textbooks of some newly-minted republic in the place of my Motherland … no republics, only a khanate; D
PS And I highly recommend that you carefully watch one of my favorite films "The Man Who Would Be King" - a film based on the story of the same name by Rudyard Kipling, written based on real events in 1885.
Author: SKUNK69
