In the event of an apocalypse caused by the advance of the undead armies, government officials will coordinate the actions of the military, and the Cabinet of Ministers will be in charge of the development of plans to combat the zombie invasion, said a spokesman for the UK Department of Defense.
The Department of Defense does not consider the possibility of a zombie attack or dealing with its consequences, because this role is assigned to the Cabinet of Ministers, which coordinates the planning of emergencies. Details of the surprising readiness of the British authorities came in response to a request from one citizen.
The Department of Defense replied: “In the event of an apocalyptic event (for example, a zombie invasion), actions to restore and return England to its former glory and greatness will be led by the Cabinet Office and therefore any preliminary planning of activities should also be done there. The role of the ministry, then, would be to provide military assistance to the civilian authorities, not to take the initiative. Thus, the Ministry of Defense has no information on this issue."
The army repeatedly comes to the rescue and rescues people in apocalyptic zombie movies. For example, to rescue the hero, the soldiers arrive at the very last moment in Simon Pegg's comedy "Sean from the Dead".
This is not the first time that government authorities have provided responses to zombie inquiries.
Last year, Leicester City Council was forced to admit that it did not have specific drugs to deal with the zombie invasion, although local authorities emphasized that disaster plans would be put in place. Bristol City Council went a little further when a spokesman was asked what the city government would do if the undead rampage in the west of the country.
The senior official replied that there is a special document labeled "top secret" and that it will determine the strategy for the "zombie pandemic". Officers said the government will use the code words in radio and television broadcasts to alert the population that the attack has begun.
The representative of the city council of Bristol said that the procurement of equipment necessary to combat the undead is underway. He added: "Stun guns and protective suits, if necessary, will be received by all residents of the city."
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