You can wait for good luck for a very long time, but it, so windy, will bypass our cozy sofa. But one has only to stop waiting for her - and she immediately bursts through the door, crawls through the window, falls on our long-suffering head.
Do we need it? We lived in peace without her and will continue to live. Drive her with a broom, filthy! To scare off luck once and for all, just follow these simple tips.
First advice. Do not go around obstacles, spend as much energy as possible to overcome them. When you make your way through a dense forest, you just want to go around the trees. Don't give in, go straight, no matter what. And if you hit a tree with your forehead, knock it down. But do not step back from the intended line. Well, let it spend a lot of time and effort, but the road behind you will remain smooth and straight.
Remember that you should always and in everything be consistent and principled, do not deviate a step from your principles and never change in this volatile world.
Second advice. Talk about your failures constantly. Make it a habit to remember every trouble, talk about them with pleasure and in great detail to everyone who is ready to listen to you. For those who are not ready, tell too. Mentally scroll through the failures in your head, trying not to miss a single nuance of your experiences.
Third advice. Develop a negative outlook on any situation. Do not believe that miracles happen in life, because they live only in fairy tales. In a fairy tale, each Cinderella's godmother is a fairy, each Emelya catches a magic pike, and Ivan the Fool catches a firebird. Be realistic, don't let anyone lead you astray.
Fourth advice. Do not let go of the ghosts of the past. Everyone is wrong, everyone fails, and you are no exception. But do not forget about them, return mentally to your mistakes, blame yourself for having made them once. Engage in self-criticism more often and never love yourself under any circumstances.
Fifth advice. Turn any minor nuisance into a problem of a galactic scale, inflate it as much as possible. Always choose both of two evils, listen to other people's advice and do nothing. It is strictly forbidden to look for positive moments in failures, be sure that for each failure an even more significant failure will come.
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Sixth tip. Plan for future failures. Don't start anything new without the firm belief that your business is doomed to fail. It is better to prepare yourself for failure in advance than to face it unexpectedly. And if by chance a failure passed you by, continue to believe that the next one will certainly be yours.
Seventh advice. Envy those who are constantly lucky. There are people to whom luck itself goes into their hands. You are not one of them. Your destiny is to work hard in order to provide yourself with the necessary minimum for life and at the last moment to lose everything. Imagine yourself as a magnet attracting all imaginable and unthinkable misfortunes.
Remember, everyone has a good chance. You just need to be able to ignore them. Let the optimist, upon discovering a small opportunity, jump right into action, hoping for good luck. You know for sure that nothing will work out anyway, so you shouldn't even start. Better to stay on the couch complaining about life and circumstances.
And finally, the last and most important advice. Write these instructions in pretty, bright letters, print on a large sheet of paper, and hang them where you can see them. Start each morning by reading these wise tips and luck will never bother you on your couch!
Maxim Spiridonov