The Soyuz TMA-20M manned spacecraft, which landed in Kazakhstan today, delivered to Earth not only the astronauts of the International Space Station, but also disturbing news, according to which the ISS was in a real alien siege. Such news, of course, will not flicker in major news agencies, since it was told unofficially, however, according to rumors, the competent authorities have already started working on scenarios of a possible retaliatory strike against space dishes, annoying the ISS crew.
The information is confirmed by the most authoritative ufologist Scott Waring, who, in between the discovery of more and more alien bases at the bottom of the ocean, directs his gaze to the sky, where every time he notices a plate or a whole alien cruiser.
“One night I watched the cameras broadcasting video from the ISS. Naturally, it was effective - at some point my attention was attracted by a mother-of-pearl pseudopod poking into the lens. There could be no doubt - the insidious aliens made it to the ISS,”said Waring, stroking the plush alien.
Skeptical experts, in turn, are sure that there are no aliens near the ISS and never were. Aliens, as experts say, do not show interest in such technologically primitive structures as the ISS.
Kolesnikov Andrey