SpaceX Was Launched To Show Everyone For The 33rd Time: The Earth Is On A Laboratory Table! - Alternative View

SpaceX Was Launched To Show Everyone For The 33rd Time: The Earth Is On A Laboratory Table! - Alternative View
SpaceX Was Launched To Show Everyone For The 33rd Time: The Earth Is On A Laboratory Table! - Alternative View

Video: SpaceX Was Launched To Show Everyone For The 33rd Time: The Earth Is On A Laboratory Table! - Alternative View

Video: SpaceX Was Launched To Show Everyone For The 33rd Time: The Earth Is On A Laboratory Table! - Alternative View
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Historically, the beginning of a kind of space era (the first satellite, the flight of Yuri Gagarin and all that) fell on April 1961, that is, all this was about 10 years before DARPA began to create the prototype of the TCP / IP and the Internet were not yet in nature. And at that time only prominent workers of the glorious Communist Party had televisions in the USSR. As a result, and therefore, the flight into space of the "Vostok" pepelatsa was made easier to the point of impossibility: it was enough to tell the people on the radio a fairy tale about flight into orbit - and the success of the performance was guaranteed.

The topic of Gagarin's flight into space has been disassembled by conspiracy theorists in detail, so we will not dwell on all the points and will list the main thing: all the documentation about the flight is classified to this day and the Vostok pepelats continues to remain the main state secret; at such a great historical event as the launch of the first man into space, there was not a single camera, not a single journalist from the Soviet or foreign press; Gagarin was not even given a camera, which is understandable - in the USSR they did not know how to make them, however, even though they could have given a second-hand American to him, they did not trust him; the entire launch procedure for the newsreel was staged from start to finish, as even the astronaut's daughter speaks about and there are no real shots:

Nevertheless, for the reasons listed above (the lack of a normal exchange of information among people and complete trust in their governments), the prime minister succeeded and the second cosmonaut could be launched even to the moon, even to Mars, even to the stars - the public would accept everything.

However, after consulting on the sidelines, the global conquerors of space decided that Mosfilm would not be able to cope with the flight of a man to the Moon. Levitan, of course, can read on the radio in a stern voice how a citizen of the USSR looks at an Earth satellite from orbit, how he looks after a crater for landing, and so on. And at the very climax, one could shake the table and growl into the microphone, depicting the astronaut's struggle with the levers at the moment of landing. And the Soviet people would have believed, because they believed in such crap yet. But in other countries, the space successes of the Soviets would have strongly doubted, so Stanley Kubrick was appointed head of the lunar program, who coped with the task brilliantly.

In the meantime, DARPA continued its insidious work, as a result of which the Internet, floppy disks where you could record something, photoshop and hefty TVs appeared. Therefore, when NASA launched the "space shuttle" pepelats, many noticed that something was wrong with the pepelats: it starts slightly in the wrong direction and flies somehow horizontally, it also returns from the wrong place, and so on. Therefore, obviously, NASA took a pause with space flights and questions about astronauts stopped.

But now, after a short time, the brilliant Elon Musk appeared with his SpaceX and immediately came under fire. So, for some reason, air bubbles were observed around its plowing electric car universe, and some birds were flying around the last stage of SpaceX at an altitude of about 200 kilometers:

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No one knows how to explain such miracles, but Musk, pulling his head into his shoulders and gritting his teeth, continued to pave the way for people into space and on May 30, 2020 launched a detachment of astronauts there.

The launch raised a lot of questions from observers, the main one of which was the issue of overload. So, on modern fighters, overloads reach 5G and more, which is very bad for the well-being and appearance of the pilots - when they pull the throttle and other important levers, their face creeps into their ears and for some time their brains even go out. There is no question of moving the arm, leg or head, and all the pilot's strength is spent on not losing consciousness.

Astronauts riding a miracle rocket should experience the same brutality. Nevertheless, Musk supplied them, apparently, with some kind of exoskeletons, since during the flight they actively waved their arms and legs. And it turned out so strange that cameras looking at their faces were not provided in the pepelats, although the public would be interested to see the suffering of astronauts from overload - in the end, they also suffer for all of humanity.

The second interesting point was the frequent loss of the picture. It would be understandable if Roskosmos was instructed to provide communications - everything could be attributed to an analog signal, to tube power amplifiers, to the difficult years after World War II, and so on. But this is Musk himself, who sells satellites for the 5G network to the world. What kind of network is this, because Thor did not hit the pepelats with a hammer or a sledgehammer, space terrorists do not fire at the pepelats from MANPADS. But the signal still disappeared, and - at the most interesting place, just like the breaks for advertising.

Here they show the empty deck of the offshore platform, where, according to legend, the first step should sit. Here the announcer on the radio says that the stage is already flying. Not visible yet, but, he says, on the way. Then suddenly the signal disappears, and when it appears, the stage has already materialized.

In our opinion, this is a big technological flaw. The video should go in a continuous stream, that is, so that there is a blank, otherwise some swell in the studio will mix up the cassette and a successful / unsuccessful release will be recorded on the air. That is, the whole world will think that astronauts are now struggling with overloads in orbit - and a picture with helicopters lifting astronauts out of the water will be broadcast. It will all be difficult to explain.

Although, during the live broadcast, there were enough inexplicable things:

Nobody knows what it is there is flying under the pepelats. Now all the newspapers are rattling about the incident, although this is not the first such anomaly:

And it would be understandable if a UFO got into the frame on one of hundreds of launch broadcasts - this could somehow be attributed to an artifact, to prove with foam at the mouth that this is “another satellite” or a super-plane making 50 Machs … But such blunders occur at every step and they require an explanation.

Naturally, there it is and how it really is, except for NASA, no one knows, most likely Musk himself is not in the subject, but there is a suspicion that all these bloopers in space programs are served in one purpose: or in order to teach people to think that space is not real and the Earth is flat, or for the purpose of gradually taming the natives to the kind of hosts on "plates" - so that the natives' heads from culture shock do not explode like a fragmentation grenade.

Or maybe there are even both versions in one bottle, that is, they show us in plain text that the Earth is such a laboratory of some “Martians”, so it, like all laboratories, is a domed room or even stands on a laboratory table … And the essence of the experiment is that sectarians who believe in space will be left here for a reboot, for, so to say, “second year” - so that they train to run through the maze and they will learn to solve a simple problem about the behind-the-scenes control of the world at least in the next cycle.