Women's fashion has undergone significant changes over the centuries. Blessed be the stormy 20th that brought us, in addition to revolutions and upheavals, freedom from wearing corsets, long skirts, fancy hats and kerchiefs. Long live Marlene Dietrich, who dared to wear a man's suit! Peace be with you, suffragettes for the fact that you famously lit cigarettes, shaking off the ashes on the ruins of Domostroi, and decisively cut off the braids that were boring for many centuries!
It would seem, women, live and rejoice: in addition to universal suffrage and the ability not to depend on men, you have received freedom of soul and body, why are you so drawn back into slavery!
In various sources, I increasingly come across controversy on the topic: a woman must wear long hair and skirts "on the floor." Teachers "from the plow", calling themselves gurus from bioenergy, with a clever look argue that the reason for infertility in women is that they stopped wearing long clothes. Yes Yes! In the 21st century, when doctors sometimes find it difficult to make a correct diagnosis - homegrown esotericists, they authoritatively declare: evil crept up in men's pants unnoticed!
I quote close to the text, but not literally, so as not to be accused of plagiarism: “A long skirt is a symbol of connection with Mother Earth. When a woman moves her legs, special energy swirls are created under the long hem. They make a woman fertile, help to conceive and bear a child. All the problems are due to the fact that a girl from early childhood rejects beneficial flows, putting on trousers ! Such an amazing concept is proposed for general discussion.
Somehow, due to the nature of my television activity, I had a chance to talk with one exalted lady. Her worldview was an explosive mixture of fictional Slavic traditions and publicly available Christian myths. Here she is, in all seriousness, broadcasting about the need to wear long skirts for girls almost from the cradle. They say, otherwise, a woman who conceives a child and does not become a mother will not bloom in her. Oh, these magicians from science: they godlessly weave together the Eastern teaching about chakras, unreliable facts from the life of the Eastern Slavs and Jewish folk tales! And naive fools, selflessly attend courses on "awakening femininity, and opening the lower flower."
They believe, naively, in special energy swirls that long hemlines supposedly generate. Although I was not particularly friendly with physics at school, I have enough brains to think about what kind of dynamo is hidden there, and is it possible to use it to get electricity, since it produces energy!
When they prove to me the benefits of skirts for women's health on a sacred level on a blue eye, a sad picture rises before my inner gaze. Winter, ankle-deep urban slush, the reagent corrodes shoes, predatoryly creeps up to the heels. And I, in order not to lose touch with the Motherland-Mother, wander through the puddles in a long skirt. A rich imagination helpfully draws how the energy flows of mud generously settle on the hem, it sticks to wet tights, it becomes cold and uncomfortable.
Yes, I will lose my last health, - the voice of reason decisively declares, and orders to put on strong boots and jeans.
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That is why you will never feel oneness with nature, you will not find inner harmony and femininity - another voice exclaims sadly, clearly belonging to some kind of power-driven knot.
No thanks! Not for that the best women in the world fought for the right to wear comfortable clothes, so that I voluntarily fit into an oversized robe to the ground.
Yes, you will never become desirable and fertile, you have short hair! - I hear the mournful suffering of the "goddess-beregin."
Another myth, stunning in its eerie denseness, is that a girl MUST have long hair. That's right - in arshin letters, and even with three exclamation marks. This, too, in some magical way, influences prettiness and fertility.
Hysterics from esotericism stand to death: only braids, only a scarf that hides the head. In braids, they say, all power is female. Without long hair, there is no connection with the Cosmos, the energy is not the same! Dyeing hair is also from the Evil One. Our great-grandmothers did not poison their hair with chemistry, and look how prolific they were. And they washed their hair once a week, at most, in order to preserve their natural nature. And just try to timidly hint that there were no contraceptives in those distant times, and the offspring for the most part was bent in infancy. The bathhouse, who had this luxury, was heated once a week and washed in one trough in turn, starting with the elders. You will surely be accused of godlessness, lack of spirituality and branded with a terrible word - a feminist.
And what can you do if your hair is naturally unkempt ashy color and does not please you with its density and strength? If, apart from the boy's haircut, no other one suits my type of face? It is unlikely that a modern man will like it if I wash my head and body once a week, and even flaunt it with a sad rat's tail! A normal man will twist his finger at his temple only in response to arguments about energy swirls and flows. Silently, he will collect things and go to the one that wears short skirts, trousers, regularly tints the regrown roots, and takes a shower every day.
I just want to exclaim after the hero of the famous cartoon: “Oh, I have these fairy tales! Oh, these storytellers for me! Guys, well, the enlightened age, you will talk about telegonia with a smart look. For those who are not in the know - this is such a very popular pseudo-science lately. It is based on the cave belief that one should marry a virgin. Otherwise, the baby from her husband will look like a neighbor with whom you dabbled in a stack before. No, there is something in this, of course, but exclusively from the field of genetics, not esotericism.
However, why be surprised, the lower the intelligence, the more wild ideas you can throw at a person. And in general, comrades: genetics is the corrupt girl of imperialism, as the "scientist" Trofim Lysenko said. But he was a smart guy, he received the Stalin Prize three times, it was not given to anyone anyhow!
