Small children are amazing people. They can give out the wittiest pearls, express philosophical thoughts, or suddenly say something, from which strange thoughts involuntarily arise: do not these kids know a little more than adults?
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- I was the nanny of little Lisa, who once told me: "I knew you before I was Lisa." brandnamenerd / reddit
- "If Santa doesn't really exist, how can I understand how real God is?" ThePurpleJesus / reddit
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My 3 year old nephew was visiting me. He asked me several times about the girl from the back room, pointing to the bedrooms. I chalked it up to a childhood fantasy, because I lived alone.
Once friends came to me with a little daughter. She asked me twice about that cute girl in the room. Here I already did not know what to think.
For Christmas, my whole family gathered. This time, my nephew pointed to a photograph of my wife and asked if this lovely girl would come to the table. My wife died 10 years ago. We lived in this house. infowin / reddit
- The 2-year-old son said about the death of our dog: "All her thoughts left the body." therealquiz / reddit
- "Is time something real or just something that we measure with hours?" reddit
- One day my 4 year old son was talking to someone in the bathroom and I went to check on him. He sat with a small piece of cardboard and tried to push the spider towards the tub, saying along the way: “Sorry, sir. I beg your pardon sir, may I invite you on a journey this way? Oh no, the wrong way, sir, the other. I'm sorry sir, but I don't think you can hear me at all. " chickaboomba / reddit
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- Why do you need seats in front of the execution site in your Lego room?
“The mothers of those who are being executed will sit here, and the guards will watch so that they do not avert their eyes. sparky662 / reddit
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Sister: "Andrey, who is chirping on the street?"
Me: "Birds".
The sister waited 15 seconds and asked: "What planet are we on?"
She is 2 years old. She did not watch any cartoons about space. Andrey Shakarev / thequestion
- My friend's son, who is only 2.5 years old, recently told his mother that he used to have another family. He had a mom and a sister, but he had an accident and died. Then he added that they were probably already quite old. yarkovskaya84 / pikabu
- Once we were sailing on a catamaran. My younger brother looked at the water for a long time, and then he said: "You know, the biggest grave is water." And we somehow went to the shore right away … 4erv9k / pikabu
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- Sonny, meet me, this is my boss.
- Not true! Your boss is mom. anglerfishtacos / reddit
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I tried to serve a little Spanish girl in a cafe in Spanish. And she suddenly spoke in the purest English:
- Do you know what “ridiculous” is?
- Yes.
- Your Spanish is ridiculous. SlapahoWarrior / reddit
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3 year old child to my coughing friend with a cigarette:
- You will die.
- Then tell me, where will I go: in heaven or hell?
- Just get to the doctor. sevensantana7 / reddit
- My 3-year-old cousin once asked, pointing to the backyard, "Do you also see that black man hanging from a tree?" PseudocodeRed / reddit
- When my son was little, I used to tell him how potatoes are grown. He replied, "I did this when I was an old man." cheeselet / reddit
- I hate my mother-in-law, but once I had to ask her to pick up my daughter from school - just toss her home. I remember my daughter ran into my room shouting: "Dad, I invited my grandmother to dinner!" reddit
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When I was little, my grandfather, whom I called Pop Pop, constantly promised to go fishing with me. But we always did not succeed: either I left, then I got sick, and so on. We never went fishing - he died when I was 7. Recently, my 3-year-old daughter, who had never heard stories about my grandfather, said, “Dad, are we going fishing?
- How is it?
- Pop Pop said you should take me fishing! chopsuey25 / reddit
- My cousin showed me a photo of his mom who died 6 years ago. His 2-year-old daughter started laughing and said, "This is a friend who is playing with me." KaiserXI / reddit
- “ I didn't choose this life. I could not control its beginning, but I can control its end,”my 8-year-old son told me. reddit
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- Jake, who are you talking to?
- With myself.
- And what about?
- I don’t know, I didn’t listen. reddit
- I told my 4-year-old son I was going to the supermarket and asked if I should buy him some cereal. He replied that he loved cereals and, when he was a girl, went to the store for them, but had an accident and died. We didn't buy any flakes that day. jsagexxx / reddit
- “ What if the bad guys think they're good? Are the guys I think are really bad guys? " word_nerd7623 / reddit
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- Go to sleep, there is no one under your bed.
- He's behind you. reddit
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The day before my parents told me about the divorce, I looked at the door and suddenly said to my mother: “Grandpa says, don't worry, everything will be fine. He will not allow anything bad to happen."
I was 6. Our grandfather died 10 years ago. NejKidd / reddit
- I felt uncomfortable in the evening, but my son added to the heat with the phrase: "Dad, who is this uncle in the hallway?" ELTepes / reddit
- When my younger brother was 4, he sometimes began his stories with the words: "When I was old …" And then, for example, how he loved to fly on airplanes. Although he was never on board. KristinaProbably / reddit
- I saw a funny picture of a horse and showed it to my little daughter. She said that he would soon be over - he would die. Then I realized that she was talking about the phone battery. AriasRapeWhistle / reddit
- I taught my 5 year old son to be a gentleman. One day in a restaurant, he opened the door in front of a group of elderly ladies and shouted to me: "Dad, look, I'm holding the door for a bunch of old women!" dulldaze / reddit
Do you think the strange childhood stories are all wild fantasy? And have you heard interesting statements of children yourself?