sorendreier.com: The American civil space agency NASA was forced to take urgent measures to get people not to panic about their message that the zodiac has not 12, but 13 signs. This 13th sign is the constellation Ophiuchus, the news of the existence of which has caused panic among those who believe in astrology. But NASA assures that there is no cause for concern.
Recall that a little earlier NASA announced the discovery of the 13th sign of the zodiac called Ophiuchus, as a result of which astrological charts will now be revised. For example, Scorpio will be shortened by several days, the same will happen for other signs of the zodiac.
The news of the 13th zodiac sign worried many people who believe in astrology, and many began to panic. Countless users have posted messages on social networks in which they want to know: what is NASA doing and what other idiotic fun is it spending taxpayer money on?
One Twitter user writes: “Can someone explain to me why NASA is only reporting this sign to us now? And if before I was a Sagittarius, then who am I now?”, - quotes a message from the user of The Irish Post.
As a result, NASA was forced to somehow distance itself from the innovation. As TIME writes, the agency said: “No, we did not change your zodiac,” after which NASA started a long discussion about the fact that astrology is a pseudoscience, and astronomy is our everything. And it was just about the changes in the astronomical zodiac, but how dark superstitious people who believe in comets and planets will calculate it, the high adepts are not at all interested.
In a blog post, NASA explains that the signs of the zodiac are simply constellations that are in line with the Earth and the Sun as the planet moves in its orbit. The earth on its way passes through 13 constellations and one of them is called Ophiuchus.
People came up with constellations about 3,000 years ago and most likely the Babylonians were the first to call the groups of stars in the sky. They knew very well about Ophiuchus, but since their calendar had 12 months, the Babylonians decided not to take into account one of the constellations on the path of the Sun. However, since this is wrong from an astronomical point of view, NASA decided to correct the Sumerian error.
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At first glance, NASA's innovation resembles pure idiocy in the spirit of the early Council of Deputies, which entertained the whole world with its innovations. So, freed from hospitals, psychos everywhere created all sorts of communes in which either they extolled same-sex love, or practiced indiscriminate group copulation - husbands and wives were common and belonged to the commune.
Usually, communards used abandoned manor houses for their camps, where they cooked soup in Chinese vases, after which they sang in chorus and wrote messages to descendants on the walls. If a nail was found, then they scratched the plaster with a nail, and if there was no nail, then scrawled out with a finger, using the ass as an inkwell.
And in Moscow, for example, psychos founded a society of “children of the sun”, who considered clothing a prejudice of landowners and priests, so “children of the sun” went naked - from traveling on a tram to rallies. At first, the authorities of the Council of Deputies accepted the idea with enthusiasm, since “socialism” and “bare ass” are synonymous, so that branches of society began to appear like mushrooms all over Russia. But then the societies quickly shut down something.
There were many other innovations, from renaming streets to trying to reduce pregnancy to three months, which an entire academy of sciences was doing. So NASA is undoubtedly on the right track. Probably, they hired someone from Roscosmos, and he generates ideas there.
However, if you do not get distracted by details, then the topic is actually serious, since NASA, although it says that astrology is a pseudoscience, in fact, there is a full state of astrologers there. And a few years ago, the main cosmonauts have already pushed through the idea of removing Pluto from the composition of the planets, so the idea with 13 signs of the zodiac is most likely from the same theme of rituals.
What kind of rituals and about what we do not know, but judging by the fact that the Sumerians, who were created by the Anunnaki, at one time actually used 13 signs of the zodiac, it must be assumed that the renaming is connected with the preparation for the meeting of the owners - so that they feel at home … It is possible that Cape Canaveral will soon be renamed Cape Hammurabi, and NASA itself will be called the Gilgamesh Space Center, so we are following the development of events and are waiting for NASA to start painting the borders: this will be a sign that the owners will come for the review very soon.