This image of the young Pharaoh Tutankhamun and his beautiful wife Ankhesenamun, according to some Egyptologists, is nothing more than a show of the most intimate moment in the life of the royal couple - the intercourse of the spouses.
The fact is that the verb "shoot" and "ejaculate" in ancient Egyptian was written, and, possibly, sounded about the same, and therefore archery was a euphemism, meaning just having sex.
I don't know, but with all due respect to these Egyptologists, as for me, sometimes archery is just archery.
We are used to seeing and representing married couples in ancient Egypt something like this. Both sit or stand together, looking forward into space. Everything is decorous, noble and beautiful.
A mighty athletic pharaoh and his stately wife with perfect chest hemispheres.
Even the nipples and navel of the queen are visible. Is she really naked in front of everyone ?!
In the photo, Prince Rahotep with his wife Nofret, Pharaoh Menkaura with his wife Hamerernebti. Dynasty IV, Ancient Kingdom, XXVII-XXV centuries BC
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No, you won't. To be naked is the lot of maids and slaves. Noble ladies are always dressed, even if their thin translucent fabrics practically do not hide anything, they absolutely will definitely not appear in front of you naked.
And here is Queen Nefertiti herself and, yes, she is dressed! "The Torso of Young Nefertiti" and "Aged Nefertiti". Amarna. XIV century. BC.
The Egyptians, believe me, knew a lot about style and female beauty. Paired statuettes of the priest Amenhotep and his wife - the priestess of the god Amon Rannai. Ebony. XVIII dynasty. New kingdom.
But you and I are much more interested in the beauty of his wife.
the bottom of my favorite statues of ancient Egypt … Goddess guarding the golden shrine of Tutankhamun.
In fact, the statuette was unrolled - this is how it really stands. One of four figurines.
The ancient Egyptians also loved and appreciated the nude. Cosmetic spoon - floating girl of the 18-19th dynasty, New Kingdom, XVI-XII century BC
Another wooden spoon from that era.
But this is already a half-naked acrobat-dancer Painted ostracon - a piece of earthenware. XIV century. BC. New kingdom.
Dancers and Musicians Painting from the tomb of the nobleman Nebamon. XV century BC. New kingdom.
“Okay, you showed us the naked ancient Egyptian beauties,” one of the readers will be indignant, “but where is the promised sex ?!” Well, once I promised - where to go: keep it. The most unbridled scenes of divine sex. Direct report from the place of conception.
yes, this is the goddess Isis in the form of a bird has sex with…. mummy of Osiris. And Horus conceives the god. Black and white version from a different angle of the sex of the gods. The god Horus himself is strangely present at his own conception.
But this is just Osiris. Votive figurine of Osiris with a phallus. Clay. X-VII centuries. BC.
Doesn't this sound like sex?
Perhaps I agree.
In the meantime, get acquainted with another pair of divine spouses - Geb (the god of the earth) and Nut (the goddess of the sky. This is the father and mother of Osiris and Isiad. Of course, they are brother and sister, as well as their common brother, the god Set, who personally killed Osiris. then he castrated my uncle for that, that's such a friendly family.
They were forever divided - Geb remained on earth, and Nut became the embodiment of heaven. Since then, they have languished with the desire to connect. Something like this….
Well, Geb has to turn around … in every way to satisfy his lust at the sight of the desired wife from above. The entertainer is still the same, as you can see. Papyrus of the Priestess of Hentuttaui. XX century. BC.
And right now we will get acquainted with the one-armed ancient Egyptian deity of fertility Ming. Why one-armed? See for yourself. Tomb painting.
Or here's another.
Relief on the wall of the temple. Karnak. XX century. BC.
Oops, in fact he has a hand - she's just busy with a very serious and important business - masturbating. Fertilizes everything and everyone.
Another proof of the presence of the second hand. True, his phallus was torn off here …. Sculptural group: the god Min and the pharaoh Horemheb. XIV century. BC.
Enough of the sex of the Egyptian gods? Let's move on to people. Here you are, Pharaoh is kissing his concubine. Amarna. XIV century. BC.
Do you want it even easier with ordinary people? Perfectly.
Then here is an ancient Egyptian sketch made in one of the rocky rooms near the temple of the great queen Hatshesput. Some Egyptologists believe that this is the sex of the nobleman Senmut (the favorite of the queen) and Hatshesput. Maybe, but for me so, it could well mean something else, for example: "Yes, I fucked this queen with all her temples and construction."
And now we will pass to the cherry on the cake of our story: the wonderful erotic Turin papyrus (XII-XI centuries BC). It was about him that the famous Egyptologist Champollion once said: "The image of monstrous obscenity."
Created for the entertainment of the nobility, he tells the story of the adventures of a bald man with a tummy and a huge phallus. This bald man has sex with beautiful women in various and entertaining positions: while applying cosmetics, riding a chariot, doing gymnastics.
You can familiarize yourself with these fragments in more detail here with the drawing of the pictures. Just keep in mind that after watching you can completely earn an inferiority complex.
Are you not afraid? Then go ahead, starting with 132 exhibits:
www.bubastis.be/art/musee/turin_08.html
Your good friend Bald Kamrad told about sex in ancient Egypt today.
The current state of the Turin erotic papyrus.
For those who use the links to scrap - a drawing of the Turin erootic papyrus. and yes, a bald man - you can be sure.;) the picture is clickable.
Author: BaldKamrad
