This all applies to the citizen … and not to the person. After all, a person has rights, and a citizen only has responsibilities. But when we stopped being human, that's another question. So:
1. From the salary of a citizen, the state monthly and continuously collects 30% fees for the subsequent payment to the citizen of a supposedly decent pension and subsequent supposedly free medical care.
2. The state collects income tax of 13% on any income of its citizen. Even from the minimum wage level of 11 thousand rubles established for a citizen by the state.
3. From the money remaining with the citizen after that, the state takes 18% value added tax with each purchase.
4. Well, if a citizen decided to buy cheaper online abroad, the state will take from him a customs duty of 30%.
5. If a citizen has managed with all this to save money for real estate and land, he is obliged to pay annual tax on this property to the state.
6. If a citizen decides to sell his property or rent it out, he is obliged to pay the state tax of 13%.
7. If a citizen bought a car, the state will take the excise tax from him - from 45 to 1300 rubles per horsepower.
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8. Well, if a citizen bought an imported car, the state will also impose a customs duty on the citizen in the amount of 70% of the cost of the car and more. As well as recycling fee.
9. If a citizen decides to get behind the wheel, he is obliged to pay the state duty for a driver's license.
10. If a citizen does not even drive his car, the state will still levy a transport tax on him.
11. If a citizen drives a car, more than 65% of the fuel price falls on the state in the form of excise duties and taxes.
12. If a citizen drives a car, the state obliges him to pay CTP.
13. If a citizen works as a truck driver, the state forces him to pay the Platon system.
14. If a citizen has enough money only for a motorcycle, he still has to pay for the numbers 7,8,9,10,11,12.
15. If a citizen walks, avoiding levies under the numbers 7-13, but smokes and drinks, the resourceful state imposes excise taxes on tobacco and alcohol on the citizen.
16. If a citizen is a citizen, the state imposes a state duty on him for a citizen's passport.
17. If a citizen gathers outside the state, it will impose a state duty on him for a foreign passport.
18. If a citizen has real estate, the state obliges him to pay contributions for overhaul. Not guaranteeing at the same time that the citizen will live in this property (and indeed will live) until the overhaul period.
19. If a citizen thought that his funded part of his pension was a guarantee of his future well-being, then the state simply took this money for itself.
20. If a citizen was counting on a pension, then the state takes away his pension for 5-8 years.
21. If a citizen expected that VAT on his purchases would be 18%, then the state increases the tax to 20%.
22. If the state creates a public-private partnership (for example, a landfill, the fourth bridge in Novosibirsk, etc.), then, according to the decision of the state, the citizen must generate profit for the private partner of the state with his own money
23. If a citizen sells a bunch of carrots from his dacha, the state will fine him in the amount of 500 to 2500 rubles.
24. If a citizen posts an advertisement on a post that he is looking for a job in order to pay taxes, excise taxes and duties to the state, the state will fine him in the amount of 1,000 to 1,500 rubles.
25. And finally, if a citizen goes out on the street to protest against any of the above points without the permission of the state, the state will at least fine the citizen in the amount of 10 to 200 thousand rubles, and turn the citizen's money into its income.
Yes, in Russia it is very profitable to be a state, and it is very expensive to be a citizen. But we have one state, the citizens are 146 million, and vice versa it does not work out."
Yakov Samokhin
