Theresa May Hates Russians So Much That She Is Ready To Destroy Their Entire Planet - Alternative View

Theresa May Hates Russians So Much That She Is Ready To Destroy Their Entire Planet - Alternative View
Theresa May Hates Russians So Much That She Is Ready To Destroy Their Entire Planet - Alternative View

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According to British Express.co.uk, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Theresa May is mobilizing the British nation to fight Russia:

As part of its Dynamic Manta 2018 military exercise, it sends British warships to Sicily to take part in a large-scale military exercise in a desperate attempt to combat "increasingly aggressive Russian military activity."

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Dynamic Manta 2018 illustrates the current level of tension that has risen sharply after Sergei Skripal and his daughter were poisoned using a military nerve agent in Salisbury. After the incident, Theresa May pointed her finger at Putin, who was behind the attack.

As part of a show of force that will undoubtedly defeat Vladimir Putin, Dynamic Manta 2018 will feature six submarines, 10 naval patrol aircraft and nine NATO surface ships. NATO military exercises will be held off the coast of Sicily.

Earlier in the morning, March 15, Express.co.uk already frightened the British man in the street, telling in all exciting details the consequences of the strike on London with the "terrible nuclear weapon RT-2PM Topol". However, after thinking a little during the day, the British suddenly remembered that "saber-toothed Putin" has "another terrible nuclear weapon" RS-28 Sarmat, aka Satan-2.

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Refreshed in the memory of tactical and technical missiles, Express.co.uk issued a new material under the headline "Putin's nuclear bomb, 50 megaton Satan-2 will kill 17 million Britons."

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In the article, invited renowned experts became popular to explain on their fingers that the molten earth zone alone would be approximately 50 miles. Two million people will evaporate and another 15 million will die. Also, all Britons within 500 miles will go blind, and all the rest will lose their hair from radioactive fallout, after which they will die too.

Listing the cities that will turn into rubble, the editorial staff of Express.co.uk lost count and decided to draw a map so that readers can determine for themselves whether they will fall into the affected area. But then it was decided to get away from the map, because, as it turned out, if anyone where and bald, then they are residents of France, in Britain there will be no residents at all.

However, Express.co.uk is optimistic and hopes that the exercises in Sicily will hold the Russians accountable.

We believe the optimistic approach of the British to ww3 is more correct, because after learning the truth about what awaits them, the British can arrange mass riots and run to overthrow both Theresa May and, at the same time, their queen. The truth is that the USSR never had 50 megaton charges in service.

The well-known "tsar-bomb" of 50 megatons was deliberately weakened several times so that the test would blow up the test site and an uncontrolled thermonuclear reaction would not begin by sucking hydrogen from the atmosphere.

Without attenuation, the explosion would have been on the order of 100-200 megatons, and with the entry of hydrogen from the atmosphere into the reaction, the consequences of the explosion were generally unpredictable. In theory, an explosion of such force anywhere could detonate the planet itself, triggering thermonuclear reactions that occur only on the Sun. The Earth would briefly become the second most luminous object in the solar system.

Nevertheless, the hot British guys seem to be very stubborn, and the American guys are already urging their president to send a dozen Marines to Europe and arrest the raging ladies before they destroy the world. We do not yet know the reaction of Donald Trump, but we are following the development of events.