No, I have not forgotten that Mikhail Boyarsky also fought bravely against the French frags there, it just won't be about Dumas and his Musketeers.
Let's take a look at the picture first. Why waste words?
Eigentliches Abrieß des Feuerwerks schlosses und des Barraquen in welche aus Rom. Kaiser Maj alle gnädigster bevelch, dem Königlichen Schwedischen Generalissimo Herrn Carl Gustava und Herrn general lieutnant Duce d'Amalfi, deß Fried und Freüdenmahlnacht bey Nürnberg auff sanct. Johannis Schlussplatz den 14 July Anno 1650 gehalten word, Michael Herz delineavit., Peter Troschel sculpsit.
The name is not so important here, especially since it is meaningless (seriously) and probably has nothing to do with the picture.
But the year and the characters are interesting. Although, in fact, the faces are not visible, but there is a year - 1650, very close to the actions of the musketeers and guards.
We have a seemingly festive illumination with fireworks and fireworks. Let's say at that time it was already possible to launch fireworks, but what are the musketeers doing there? Why do they look so much like the Jedi Knights in the picture? Not a joke of mine, from one American site.
See:
Promotional video:
Enlarge the picture and you will clearly see that the people are fighting with electric swords! Moreover, at a fairly large distance from each other. Obviously not to hack to death, but to strike with something no less dangerous than a blade.
What is happening around, I do not even want to guess, but please note another Greco-Roman statue in the middle. Where without them. Again, probably cardboard, historians say, or from burlap, as in America.
By the way, about swords. Somewhere in the depths of the network, I came across a parsing of long wheelchair-chopping objects, a la swords, swords and other sabers. It was stated there, and in my unenlightened opinion, it was quite logical that in battle, even on foot, even on a horse, even in a crowd or alone, anything longer than a dagger or stiletto is useless heavy junk.
More precisely, it can be replaced with any stick in order to reflect the blow of the enemy, because as a mortal wound you will always inflict something short. Like a Roman sword, by the way. If you suddenly stumble upon it again, I'll post it in the group.
We return to the picture. What is the miracle of a stick in people's hands? It looks like they can store electricity for military purposes.
Flamberg's swords. One of the dudes in the picture has him.
Collecting plasma with such swords is probably easier than ever hacking to death.
I don’t know about you, but after the first reading of the book “The Three Musketeers” it was strange to read about some kind of swords, when everyone had muskets stuck in their belts. And I could not understand in any way why a musketeer with that name is associated with a sword, and not with a musket.
Historians, however, claim that the Musketeers were notorious scrap metal workers.
The name of the servant of Porthos, into which he renamed the man, for the sake of a more militant meaning, Mushketon, even more suggested that the sword, although sometimes used in battle, was not the main one there.
I understand that many of you, when reading "The Three Musketeers", could, in general, not pay attention to some minor military actions. D'Artagnan's adventures in the bedrooms of Milady, Kat and Constance were described in a very exciting way for "senior and middle school age", as it was written in the annotation.
At that time, I didn't have this problem, in the literal sense, since I read the book at the age of 6, even before school. I then, in general, did not understand the hell there was so much space given to stupid nonsense, when you could tastefully kill someone.
Why, then, was a sword needed if sane people sent the enemy to the next world with a firearm, without engaging in stupid physical exercises?
Probably, some of these pictures could really have been made by a fan of carved painting and curling iron rods in different directions, nobody canceled the cargo cult.
It is believed that this instrument was a device for handling electrical charge. He accumulated it in his free time, and then, as necessary, spat on the enemy in the face. Well, or wherever you need to spit, to achieve the desired effect.
It may well be that he was not a combat one, but served as a starter with a set of sparks to bring other electrical devices into working order.
There can be a lot of options if you connect your imagination.
And if you ask your ancestors, you can get instructions.
I'm not sure what exactly about the electric charge here, but in any case, remembering the geometry will not hurt.
Well, and, in general, if they had an easier time with electricity, then it would be a sin not to collect it when lying under their feet.
I am sure you have seen such pictures many times in all corners of conspiracy theorists.
To understand how the atmosphere of that time was literally electrified, you can read the description of eyewitnesses. Everything is fine there, including the smell of sulfur. No, the devil doesn't run around.
A lunar rain-bow
Blaze. As I thought it fell into the Town; but when I came within a Quarter of a Mile of the Town, I ſaw many People gather'd together a little to the Southern in the Savanna, to whom Irode up, where they were admiring at the Ground's being ſtrangely broke and plow'd in by a Ball of Fire, which, as they ſaid, fell down there. I obſerv'd there were many Holes in the Ground, one in the middle of the Bigneſs of a Man's Skull, and five or ſix ſmaller Holes round about it, of the Bigneſs of a Man's Fiſt, and ſo deep (eſpecially the biggeſt) as not to be fathom'd by what long Switches or Sticks they had at Hand. I did not hear that any was ſo curious as to make any farther Search: It was ob ſerv'd, that the green Graſs was perfectly burnt near the Holes, and a ſtro that any was ſo curious as to make any farther Search:that any was ſo curious as to make any farther Search: It was obſerv'd, that the green Graſs was perfectly burnt near the Holes, anda ſtrong Smell of Sulfur remain'd thereabouts for a good whileafter.
Our electricity is associated with a magnetic field. In principle, it was possible to stop at statics with her cats and ebony sticks, but I feel sorry for the animals.
And the magnetic field is slightly friendly with gravity, which is incomprehensible to anyone (except for scientists with nets for catching gravitational waves, but there are not many of them, doctors can handle it). And to be honest, in reality, in all these three disciplines at the moment we can describe the phenomena well and direct their work. It even turns out to predict behavior. Judging by the fact that all the appliances around you are electric. But no further.
The nature of all these three things is still only hypothetical for our science. In the research, they got to the bottom of the quanta, but they refuse to speak. They just wink through space, across a couple of galaxies, which greatly infuriate scientists who are trying to assemble them into a quantum computer in order to brute force (thanks to Shore) to extract the bank secret from the RSA code.
In short, it looks like the earth's magnetic field used to be stronger, the gravity was less, so the electricity was lying on the floor, and some people and other animals grew much larger than today.
And, by the way, if this is so, and you will have a chance to fly into the past, do not take a smartphone or a video camera there. With such an electrified atmosphere, they will all the same instantly burn out.
