Virtual ufologists, who day and night tirelessly study the publicly available photographs of the Martian surface, have discovered on the fourth planet of the solar system something that resembles the silhouette of an armed anthropomorphic creature.
Yes, while you are sitting and reading this text, apparently, aliens with blasters are walking around Mars, planning, at the same time, something sinister. This, at least, is not doubted by the ufologists who discovered that very alien with a weapon.
“On Mars, almost every day new confirmation of the existence of aliens is found. And what does NASA say at the same time? They keep making fools of us and claiming that Mars doesn't even have bacteria. Mars rovers, which have been roaming the Red Planet for years, find no evidence of life at all. And she, which is just ridiculous, walks literally two steps from Curiosity. This is some kind of mockery!”, - the ufologists are indignant.
Scientists, meanwhile, continue to deny everything. The intricate silhouette in the picture, they say, is just a play of light and shadow on the Martian dunes. If you look at a photo of the Martian surface for a long time, experts add, you can see even more impressive illusions.
Kolesnikov Andrey