Believe it or not, I'll tell you now how I once drove mermaids. True, I must immediately warn you that I can lie. Fantasy works for me 100%, so composing something out of the ordinary for me is not a big problem. And I can write the truth. Did I write the truth, how did I create humanity?
At the very beginning of perestroika, when a lot of all kinds of yellow literature about witches, UFOs, ghosts and other byaks appeared on bookstores, I somehow came across one such rag. And there was an article about mermaids. The article was so-so, but there was one fact that I remembered strongly. The article said that mermaids react to sexual acts performed on the lake in the middle of the night. For some reason, I believed in it right away.
After a certain number of months I ended up in the village doing agricultural work. And there was one lively girl (although she was no longer a girl for a long time) who looked at me with obvious interest. And since I'm primarily a scientist by nature, and only secondarily a man, I decided to check the fact about mermaids about their reaction to sex with the help of this girl, who is no longer a girl. Well, I began to swim up to her with very specific hints. She did not resist for a long time. But when I found out that sex was planned not at her house, but on the shore of a neighboring lake, I was very surprised at that (a local dishonored girl once drowned in that lake, I found out this in advance from the locals). I do not remember how I justified my desire, but somehow I managed to persuade her.
And now the night comes. And we go out into nature for a walk. It was about two kilometers to the lake. I deliberately go with her not in a hurry to arrive at the place exactly at midnight. I talk about the stars, about any anomalies, etc. We arrived ashore exactly at midnight. Naturally, there was no one there, so we could not be shy.
I quickly stripped it off and we proceeded to love games. We are playing, but my head is filled with a completely different thought: how not to miss the appearance of a drowned woman when she comes out of the water (I forgot to say from the very beginning that people think that drowned people are mermaids). And therefore I was not sexually aroused in any way. It seems that my friend has already begun to suspect that I am impotent (and I am not impotent at all, I am a scientist and I am performing a planned experiment). But gradually the male nature took its toll and things went smoothly. And when we were already ready to start real sex, at that moment I suddenly clearly felt that someone was standing next to us.
I jump up from my friend and see that at a distance of about 2 meters from us there is a pale translucent (and obviously female) figure, from which it carries cold and the smell of decay. And I understand that my experiment was a success: I summoned a drowned mermaid. I had no fear. There was a tremendous amazement that I see a living drowned woman. I understand that it sounds very wild about a living drowning man, but how else to say about a creature that came out of the water and is now standing next to me?
I don’t know how long I stared at this mermaid. The screeching of my friend brought me out of tetanus. She squealed in such a way that any air defense siren would envy her. When I looked at her, I saw an eerie thing: around her stood several of the same pale translucent figures as in the case of my mermaid. And one figure leaned towards her. What this drowned man wanted to do with her, I do not know (or maybe he wanted to have sex with her, a creature?). And how they appeared so imperceptibly from me - I also cannot say, I did not notice their presence at the first moment. It was only the next day that I realized that there might not be one drowned man in the lake, but several, and therefore all of them could come to me upon my call.
In short, I rushed to this, which bent over my friend, trying to push him away, and my hands go through like some kind of jelly. It seems that there is something, but you cannot grab and push with your hand. Then I grab my friend and we flee naked with all our legs. More precisely, I flew away, and I had to drag her almost under the arm, her legs were taken away from fear.
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We came to our senses near the village itself. What to do next? You can't go to the village like that. Nevertheless, it is summer, many can walk the streets and if they see us naked, then you will not end up in shame. We had to sit in the bushes near the road all night. It's good that the nights are short in summer. And as it began to dawn, we went back to the lake, grabbed our clothes there (no one touched it) and rushed back.
This is where the story ended. But my friend, who did not manage to become my friend, could not see me after that. Well, I'm not particularly worried about this. Most importantly, the experiment ended in clear success.
Author: VACUUM