Science loves to keep things simple. No, when scientists begin to explain their recently made discovery, they will make maximum use of specific terms, highly specialized analogies and formulas spread out on ten sheets.
This is important, because if you do not do this, then the viewers will understand that a new word in science is simply a well-designed development in Photoshop, twenty years ago. At best, rethinking.
When it comes to really strange and incomprehensible things, then here scientists, as true enlighteners, explain everything accessible and on the fingers. Apparently, using their own real reasoning algorithm, without makeup, bright colors, deeply scientific formulations and well-chosen light, behind which they hide while receiving the next grant.
Among primitive people - a creationist. This dokto believes that the Earth was created by a deity. He is holding a poster The Earth is only 10K years old. Above the inscription: The Nobel Prize winners have finally found the missing link.
And all at once, they become as simple as two fingers. The pyramids were built by slaves! What is difficult here? Where did they get so many slaves? Well, you understand, there are pharaohs, they are kings, demigods! Found it shorter.
After such explanations, it is easy to believe that those tens of thousands of people who disappear without a trace every year on Earth are purposefully stolen by the pharaohs to be sent back in time for the construction of facilities. There is simply no other way to get the workforce in the right amount, given the number of humanity that was in the days of Ancient Egypt.
Today we will not listen to storytellers. Better to listen to what they have not yet found an exciting explanation.
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Buzz
The name, of course, is rather arbitrary. Some suggest that this is not sound at all. While the controversy continues, they decided to pretend that it is most likely a consequence of exposure to very low frequency (VLF) radio transmissions.
It has been heard since the 60s, in different parts of the world, from America to Australia.
This is such a well-documented phenomenon that even calculations were made. It can be heard by about 2 percent of the world's population. They describe it as the sound of a truck engine idling. Not even earplugs help to plug it.
Psychologists tried to find the source right in the skull of those who hear it, and to celebrate the discovery of a new mental disorder, but something went wrong and they had to retreat. With tears in their eyes, they recognized that sound really exists, regardless of human consciousness.
We began to look around. Excluded industrial equipment, electrical networks, TV and radio signals. They could not understand where it was buzzing from.
Geologist from the University of Nebraska, David Deming, has made an assumption so far that everyone is satisfied in one way or another. He believes that the military is buzzing at ultra-low frequencies, but since everything is always secret with them, they do not report it.
The Soviet cartoon explained to us that Carlson was buzzing in his ear, as usual. Here the source has not yet been found, which means it can be assumed that this is a very monotonous DJ with a limited repertoire.
The scientists were overjoyed and immediately agreed. If aliens or Ichthyander People from Atlantis do not participate in the hypothesis, they are happy with everything. Buzzing? Yes, and to hell with him!
Skyquakes
This time the source of the sound is known. This is the sky. Not that it is a very compact place for localization, but anyway better than the whole world with "buzz".
Scientists first, as usual, got their explanations of the level of kindergarten and said that it was military aircraft that overcome the air barrier when they go to supersonic speed.
Plausible. And the planes fly. And cotton according to all the laws of physics. As always, an annoying trifle interferes. This heavenly rumble has been recorded since 1824, when the military, of course, wanted, but could not fight with the speed of sound. They did not fly at all then.
Could have turned out to be a noble bokevich! The last ring, the last groan, the last knock! WATCH IN CINEMAS!
Scientists got upset and began to issue a series of guesses. Waves beat against rocks, meteors rub against the atmosphere, shock waves of the Sun, scattering against the (celestial firmament) of the Earth's magnetic field, the wandering sound of volcanic eruptions and no less wandering thunderstorm thunder reflected by the upper layers of the atmosphere eight hundred times. We also remembered the breaks of the crust and the release of underground gases to the surface, but the analogies made everyone very amused, so the doctrine was spat and again made a decision from the category - "and fuck you with these sounds."
Kit, no whale?
This is not the Ukrainian language I have practiced now, on the topic of cats and whales. There is a separate whale, your own, your own.
The sound was detected in 1992 with the latest military hydrophones. Previously, he probably also was, but no one heard him. Putting your ear to the ocean surface did not help.
Now he is being watched. He moves. True, not along the standard whale routes, but on our own. Although considered a whale, it differs from those in frequency. 52Hz versus 10-39Hz for blue whales and 20Hz for Finnish ones. His way of "speaking" is also different. Whales known to science do not react to it.
In general, so far it is believed that this is a mutant whale or a hybrid of blue and Finnish. Well, let's wait, when he swims to the Japanese, they will not understand, they have lunch time on their nose. The Japanese, of course, will not be able to answer all the questions of interest to scientists, but it will be possible to talk about the taste of the mutant.
Deep encounter - the work of an unknown artist in the style of pencil sketches in the absence of money.
Upsweep
Sound from the depths of the ocean. It translates as "lift, lift", but in Russian they do not speak that way, so we will assume that this is an untranslatable play on words.
Apparently, in the 90s, the Americans adopted new hydrophones and began to hear a little better than before. The oceanic "burp" was discovered at the same time as the "defective" whale.
The unearthly howl changes the frequency from low to high, likes to make noise in spring and autumn (something resembles, huh?) And is not noticed in movement.
Not only people blow gas in the bathroom, but also volcanoes. remember that you are on the same wavelength with nature if someone scolds you next time!
Because of this static nature, the hypothesis of an underwater volcano looks plausible. Scientists are trying to explain this Upsweep by the meeting of hot volcanic lava with cold sea water.
It looks like water is winning. Every year the sound is quieter and quieter.
Singing idols
Let's get out of the multi-sounding depths of the ocean, dust ourselves off and go to dry our clothes, where it is warmer. To the West Bank of Luxor.
It is very convenient to dry clothes here by pulling a rope between two statues of Memnon. Someone gave them for debts to Pharaoh Amenhotep III. Maybe Memnon himself, who knows?
Yes, by the way, it was relatively close to the time in which our abducted contemporaries are working on the construction of the pyramids.
In 27 BC, an earthquake struck the area, which damaged one of the statues and citizens crawling out from under the rubble of their homes began to hear the singing of a stone idol.
Maybe they looked like that when they were soloing in ancient nightclubs. A wonderful duet - one sings, the other behind the turntables.
It was not a massive hallucination, from the falling of pottery on the head while the Earth trembled. Blooming surrounding waters is also not to blame.
Visiting foreigners with their own supply of clean water, confirmed that the concerts are on schedule. And if the Greek historian Strabo, "singing" seemed like a deafening blow to the ears, then, also Greek, but the geographer Pausanias, enjoyed it as a symphony.
The current state of the Kollos is somehow not very good.
Modern scientists know about the singing idol, but they cannot do anything, the benefit performance ended in 199 AD, when Emperor Septemy Severus ordered the monument to be restored.
Here, to be honest, I want to support scientists and take the side of the solution - "and to hell with it"
All sounds, by the way, except the first and last, can be found on the Internet. In music selections, they are usually located somewhere between Burito and Okean Elzy.