Greetings, dear sports addicts !!! We would like to talk today….
Hey, you're in red! Where did you run? This is not a marathon! Stand! Well, are you a man in a T-shirt? Stop pushing up all the time! So what if we don't have a barbell? Do you always do push-ups when there is no barbell? What a horror! Security! Tie up the addicts and put them in chairs. Watch out for no more exercise while I speak!
So let's continue. All of you sports fans are drug addicts. Especially gym regulars and endurance runners. Proving it is easy, but will you deny it anyway? This is one of the first signs of addiction. Denial of the problem.
Now let's remember the definition. No, not from the criminal code. Everything is simple there - a drug is what is called a drug in the criminal code. Tomorrow they will prescribe tomatoes there, you will drink tomato juice on the change in the porches. Let's build on science.
In medicine, a drug is an opiate derivative. Everything else is psychoactive substances along with cigarettes and alcohol. Not worse, not better.
But the definition of drug addiction is more interesting. For you with notes.
Drug addiction is a chronic disease (do you have regular sports?), Caused by the abuse of drugs (if you have strengthening gymnastics) or non-drug (running, team sports, fitness, and so on! The full list on the back of the Sportloto ticket) drugs. It is characterized by the emergence of a pathological craving for a narcotic drug - mental dependence (pulls to work out? I know, pulls), a change in tolerance to it (the weight of 80 at the bar is already small, right?), With a tendency to increase doses (now run 50 km? And started with 2 -x or 5) and the development of physical dependence, manifested by the termination of its intake (discomfort, breakdown in the body, mentality on the platoon, after a missed workout?
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Let's now plunge into the wonderful world of chemistry. Did you feel a boost in your physical and mental strength after your run? Improving cognitive performance?
Congratulations, you are addicted to the full-spectrum amphetamine. And you need it more and more. Run farther every time? Marathon all over the country? The body wants to increase the dose !!
Drug addiction all over the world has taken monstrous turns.
But you didn't seem to smell anything, how could that be? Everything is fine and we have done without you. The body has allocated its FULL analogue - Phenylethylamine (PEA) and is now addicted to it. Hence the nasty mood without exercise, weakness, lethargy and dreams, at least for a little bit, but to the gym. Withdrawal, however! And if you do, then obsessive-compulsive disorder is on the way.
What do you think this is all? Hey pitching, I'm talking to you. Why are you smiling? Do you think that since you do not have vigor and mental clarity, you have avoided drugs in your body? Yours is still worse - you have opiates. Endogenous. Endorphins are called. The most terrible and deadly in stupid hands.
Do you think the bliss after strength training and bliss, is it you? No, they are. Do your muscles ache without a barbell? It breaks everything, you want to push out at least once? Yes, yes, of course, you don't have that. Lie more! We saw how you played on the floor! Dose demand and withdrawal!
Opiates are natural anesthetics. Each strength training is a multiple micro-muscle injury. The body triggers pain relief. It's nice, yes. Like heroin. The more you pull, the more opioid receptors are involved, the stronger the addiction. Now, like a wardrobe wide, and still swinging. Addiction and mania!
Well, how do you like dear drug addicts? Enlightened in your head?
Why are the runners smiling at us? Thinking of sitting out with your amphetamine? So light, not like opiates, right? Don't worry, you also have an addiction to endorphins. And also what! Peak! With euphoria and separation from the body. There you have all the holy trinity working! Also, endoconnabinoids are connected. Runner High in English. In our opinion - Runner's euphoria, sometimes a second wind. But for you, drug addicts, this is a "parish"!
Pacification, goodness, confusion - Sun signs on the face. Man after the gym with a frying pan. What other proof is needed?
Now, do you understand why sports are advised as a cure for addiction? Healthy body - healthy mind? Shish! You are simply lured to another supplier! This is a substitution of one drug for another!
See how athletes, overcoming all obstacles, crawl to the gym! For a dose! And how do they propagate with foam at the mouth? Distribute!
We will untie you now. Run. Hide. Now you will have no peace. Now everyone knows who you really are! Nobody else will lend you money for a gym. It is possible that there were also raids on fitness centers. Kindly, you don’t want to go to the narcological dispensary. So we will force!