The history of numerous attempts on Hitler's life is interesting in itself. But one of those - and without a desire to eliminate the Fuhrer, but with the intention of “just” changing his sexual orientation - is certainly not just interesting, but sensational. Thanks to the declassification of another information "lump" from the archives of British intelligence, researchers gained access to unique documents, from which it follows that the James Bond seriously planned to make … a woman out of the Fuhrer. The purpose of the operation, which appears in the secret archives under the code name "Paula", was - unlike the means of its achievement - extremely simple: to reduce the aggressiveness of Hitler and turn him into a kind of melancholic, dreamy jerk, who may pay more attention to knitting rather than developing cannibalistic plans that cost the lives of millions of people.
Caesar - Caesar, Hitler - maniac
The full story of the top-secret operation "Paula" (in honor of Hitler's sister, who lived in Vienna in 1920-1940s, was distinguished by a kind, gentle disposition and worked as a secretary), the Western reader has yet to learn from the book of Professor Brian Ford "Secret Weapon: Technologies, science and the race for victory in World War II”, which has not even gone on sale yet.
Nevertheless, even today the reader of "Secrets of the 20th Century" is the first in the world to learn the very technology by which the Fuhrer was supposed to be turned into a representative of the fair sex, and the truly sensational circumstances of the secret operation.
In the mid-1930s, the British successfully tested the use of estrogens (female sex hormones) on serial rapists held in prisons in Albion. Mixing hormones into the food of criminals led to the desired result: within a couple of months of taking the indicated "drug" (the treatment was carried out without the knowledge of the patients), aggressive males lost their brutality, turned into calm, relaxed creatures, often asking the guards to … "taught to knit and embroider. " These scientific experiments attracted the attention of Major General of the British Army Edmund Blackadder, who suggested that the British special services test the "drug" on a maniac of a different kind, Adolph Hitler. The intelligence service took the idea quite seriously. After all, in the endstarting in 1940, far more exotic technologies were developed (and financed) there, with the help of which it was supposed to stop the spread of the "brown plague" across the planet. For example, the creation of "superglue", which, being sprayed from planes over the positions of Nazi troops, will simply glue the boots of the Nazi soldier to the ground, not allowing her to run into the attack.
Be that as it may, they decided to regale Hitler with estrogens, and to use the female hormones of his closest relative, Paula, for better assimilation of this "medicine for aggressiveness" by his body. There was little to do: somehow get estrogens from Adolf Aloizovich's sister and start feeding them systematically to the dictator.
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Operation Paula
“What nonsense! - the reader may exclaim. - Why such difficulties ?! Wouldn't it have been easier to poison a satrap with rat poison, if the British had some agent admitted to his table?"
Take your time, dear reader, for each of your questions there are both amazing and simple answers. Here they are…
First, it was impossible to poison Hitler with ordinary poison - a whole staff of servants had previously tried every dish prepared for the Fuehrer. So the victim would not be Hitler, but one of his servants. Second: estrogens are tasteless and, what is very important, they dissolve well in the same cream of confectionery, which Adolf, a convinced vegetarian, was very eager to.
Thus, all the components for a successful operation "Paula" were present: a) the clinically recorded success of the use of estrogens for the treatment of sexual maniacs, who were also responsible for serial murders; b) the inability of testers to recognize the "drug for the Fuhrer"; c) candies, pastries, cakes, for which Adolf was so avid, acted as "means of delivering a military preparation to the target".
Remained "g" and "d": figuratively speaking, a "factory" that produces akin to Hitler's estrogen (Paula Hitler, from 1936 to 1957, actually lived under the name Wolf), and an agent who would "run" estrogen sweets. And the British secret services began to work on the "g" and "d".
I will not describe in detail how - in the name of obtaining "biological material" - the youngest and most charming ladies' men in civilian clothes were courted in Vienna, not too young Paulo (born January 21, 1896); how - in the name of the same goal - a servant got a job for her (the Fuhrer helped a not too rich sister with money until 1945, so that a “simple secretary” lived without denying herself delicacies, entertainment, or servants). This servant, secretly from the mistress, mounted a special estrogen collector in her toilet bowl, developed in the technical unit of British intelligence. I will not talk in detail about the process of adding Mrs. Wolf-Hitler's already extracted estrogens to pastries and cakes for her brother. In the end, the most interesting thing is the personality of the agent who had access to the table "himself"after all, the British still kept silent about the full name of this hero. And even in the book of Professor Ford, the agent appears only in the form of the initials "BU".
Not Dr. Morell
And now - about the main, in my opinion, sensation, which took place thanks to the declassification of Operation Paula. In modern Western historiography, a myth has taken root, according to which the personal physician of the Fuehrer, Dr. Theodor Morell, who prescribed the "highest patient" 28 (!) Drugs a day, consisted of the secret service. Say, Morell is almost the main winner of Nazism. After all, it was allegedly thanks to his doctor that the once "genius" commander Hitler, starting in 1942, began to make one strategic mistake after another - maddened by tinctures, drugs and injections that the "pest in a white coat" "forced" him. This myth, in particular, is based on the following statement by the mother of Eva Braun, Francisca, made on September 4, 1948: “Dr. Morell was a British agent who wantedso that Hitler could not think realistically and make the right decisions."
Meanwhile, the initials B. U. put a fat cross on the "British intelligence career" of the eccentric doctor. Judge for yourself: if Morell, in accordance with the statement of Francisca Brown, were really a British agent, then it is unlikely that the intelligence officers would need a B. U, whom they still needed to recruit. Theodore, who used Hitler and pervitin, and drugs for love pleasures with Eva Braun, could easily add the estrogens of Hitler's sister to the same aphrodisiacs. Nevertheless, he remained on the sidelines during Operation Paula.
Confectioner James Bond?
Apparently, the British intelligence officers had to take a more difficult path and recruit … the "court confectioner" of the Fuhrer, Bruno Utash. It was he, as confirmed by the initials, who had to mix the "transgender drug" into the gourmet cakes with side bangs. It seems that another couple of years will pass, and the British will confirm this conclusion by disclosing a new part of the secret archives. Well, for now, we will mention such a funny fact. Bruno Utash received full favor with Hitler and the subsequent exclusive order for the production of various sweets for him back in 1933, because on the birthday of the "savior of the German nation" he was the first in the Reich to put the production of cakes under the name "Adolf Hitler" on stream. They say they were in great demand among German sweets until the Battle of Stalingrad, however, and after - too. May be,the townsfolk were delighted to "ride" with a knife on the creamy face of Hitler, which crowned this ideologically consistent work of culinary art.
In conclusion, it remains to answer one question: "Why, in the presence of all the components of success, the British did not turn the Fuhrer into a Frau?" The answer is simple: all these components were formed into one whole only by 1944. That is, taking into account the strategic successes of the Soviet troops and the delayed action of estrogen on the body, it is too late. And as a result, the demoniac passed away, albeit not like a man, but not in a skirt, but in pants.
Source: Magazine "Secrets of the XX century" № 41. Stanislav Danilin