Here it is …
"On Sunday, French Foreign Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian said that the General Secretariat for Defense and National Security of France (SGDSN) is investigating the possible involvement of Russia in the protests in the country" - the end of the quote.
Bravo. This is called TREND. The French would not have been French if they had not picked up the "trendy trick" of the Pindos. It is useless to argue (there are more than enough fresh examples of stupidity). Then we will make our contribution to this "theater of the absurd", bringing the idea to the level of feverish delirium.
Bah! All familiar faces
For Minister Le Drian, there are two pieces of news: good and bad. The good news is that a large number of enthusiasts have responded to the call of the government of France (and "Great Pindosia") - Cherche la Russ !!! And the bad thing is that the depth of the outrageous intervention turned out to be much, much more than the original version …
Recently, a careful study of photo chronicles revealed a glaring fact: the war between the Gauls and the Romans (started in 58 BC) was provoked by a "Russian agent of influence"!
What did you say?
Promotional video:
Just look into the face of this, if you may, it will be so called "galla" (pictured - on the left)! This is a typical Russian from Mordovia. A light-haired, strong, nosed, powerful chin and a face such … a serious face in general.
But on the right in the photo, of course, a Frenchman: curly hair, black eyes, swarthy, with an outstretched hand - well, certainly a modern Parisian or Lyon! How can you be wrong here?
What does this mean? At the very dawn of French domestication, wild, inexperienced and rustic (in the sense - not slippery as it is now) Gauls in politics, they were pitted against the hegemons of that era (then there were no Pindos in the project, so they hurried in advance) - the Romans. And as a result, the war, the quite expected surrender (well, this is how they accepted it) and the work of the whole nation for the "stranger's uncle" (also a common thing: for the Romans, Germans, British, a few Scandinavians, Spaniards, Germans again, and of course for the Pindos !).
It is necessary to grind with the Poles - they are the best in Europe …
Ragnar Lothbrok, why not?
Perhaps that was not enough here too …
“Since the 8th century, troops of Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Vikings have been making raids and military campaigns in European countries. In 845 they first reached Paris and, after a short siege, plundered it - wikipedia.
No, really, isn't it funny? Uneducated, impoverished migrants (from the northeast), who have no idea about modern technologies, as well as advanced European war tactics, could have taken Paris by storm ?! Without the guiding and guiding hand of Moscow ?!
Are your benefits high? Then we go to you!
Here it was definitely not without the technical and material support of the Russians. Where does the Drakar forest come from in Scandinavia? What about quality steel? And what about military instructors? Intelligence service? And who supported the discipline of the band of robbers?
We all remember the recent events at the football Euro 2016, where, under the guise of football fans, 30 "Russian special forces", instead of the French police (observing the course of events from a decent distance), forced to order 3,000 drunken English fans.
History repeats itself. Russians in Paris again?
Anna Yaroslavna - Queen of France.
The Russians intervened in the election of the queen
Not so long ago, in 1051, an event occurred that can be characterized as a gross interference in the internal affairs of France! Using ultramodern technologies (painting, literature, as well as education and basic personal hygiene), the Russian prince Yaroslav the Wise intervened in the intimate choice of the bride by Henry I of France.
The result was the enthronement of the Russian princess to the French throne. Together with her, the "dark influence" of the Slavic pagans came to the blessed, cultured French land. What was it worth only the daily washing of the princess! There is no need to talk about the blasphemous interest in science and reading. And daily bathing!
And you, my dear, managed to get to Europe …..
How great was the temptation for lousy Parisians to succumb to this godly tradition and wash it off from a sinful body along with sweat, parasites, scabs of sores and dirt - "God's blessing" (this way you could wash off the "holy" water that you touched during baptism)!
Further - more, a terrible thing turned out: the Gospel, on which entire dynasties of French monarchs swore, turned out to be written in pure Slavic language and belonged to that very Anna (this had to be so cultivated so as not to make out the most common language in Europe! And did not open it probably no one after Yaroslavna ….).
That's how they lived….
Make yourself comfortable
And this is just the beginning. We still need to sort out many things and tell the French (British, American, German, Norwegian, etc.) public about the monstrous facts of the “Russian invasion”.
Perhaps it is worth turning to the wizards of Hollywood - how much material is lost! The topic is already untwisted - the dough can be easily cut down on a large scale !!!
Coming soon in cinemas…. Russian monster attacks!